conscience blared in his ear. The problem was, the rest of his body didn’t bloody well care.
She cleared her throat, abruptly breaking the spell she’d cast on him. “Mrs. Lange, won’t you favor us with a poem?”
Bram sat back in his chair. A slender, dark-haired young woman ascended to the dais, clutching a paper. She appeared meek and shrinking.
Until she opened her mouth, that was.
“O, vile betrayer! O, defiler of vows!”
Well. Now she had the room’s attention.
“Hear my rage, like distant thunder. My heart, the beast doth ripped asunder. My cove, the wretched brute did plunder—though not thoroughly.” She glanced up from her paper. “Small wonder.”
Miss Finch leaned toward him and whispered, “Mrs. Lange is estranged from her husband.”
“You don’t say,” he murmured back. He lifted his hands, readying some polite applause.
But the poem didn’t stop there. Oh no. It went on.
For several minutes.
There were many, many verses of epic infamy to be chronicled, it would seem. And the longer the woman read aloud, the higher her voice pitched. Her hands even began to shake.
“All my trust he did betray, when to another he fain would stray. That cruel deed I did repay. With the help of a bronze tea tray. His blood had the temerity . . . to stain the drapes of dimity.” She squeezed her eyes shut. “I recall it well, that rusty stain. It is my promise. Never . . . never . . . never —”
The room held its breath.
“—again.”
Silence.
“Brava!” Colin shot to his feet, applauding wildly. “Well done, indeed. Let’s have another.”
Out of the corner of his eye, Bram saw Miss Finch’s soft, lush lips twitching at the corners. She was struggling, mightily, not to laugh. And Bram was struggling, mightily, not to cover that mouth with his. To taste the sweetness of her laughter, the tart bite of her clever wit. To claim her, the way she needed to be claimed. In thorough, beastly, medieval fashion.
His only course of action was clear.
He pushed back from the table, screeching the chair legs against the floorboards. As every woman in the place turned to him in mute horror, he rose to his feet and muttered gruffly, “Afternoon.”
Then he walked straight out the door.
Seven
S usanna followed him.
Before she even knew what she was doing, she’d launched from her chair, swept out the door, and followed the impossible man into the lane. To be sure, she wanted him gone. But she couldn’t allow him to leave like that .
“That was rather abrupt.” Lifting her skirts, she hurried after him as he moved to reclaim his horse. “The young ladies were anxious, but they made every effort to welcome you. You might have at least taken proper leave.”
For that matter, he might have accepted a dratted lavender teacake, or dinner last night at Summerfield. He might have refrained from needling her until she blushed and girlishly fidgeted with her hair, in front of all her protégées. He might have taken the trouble to shave .
What was wrong with this man, that he couldn’t comport himself in polite society? His cousin was a viscount. Surely he’d been raised a gentleman, too.
She caught up to him on the green, only mildly winded. “Spindle Cove is a holiday village, Lord Rycliff. Visitors journey great distances to enjoy fine, sunny weather and a restorative atmosphere. If you take a deep breath and a good look around you, perhaps you’ll find the place doing you some good. Because forgive me for saying it, but the presence of a dour, brooding lordship doesn’t fit with the advertising.”
“I’d imagine it doesn’t.” Rycliff took his horse’s reins from Rufus Bright. He nodded toward the Blushing Pansy. “I didn’t belong in that place. I knew it well. The question is, Miss Finch . . . what are you doing in this village?”
“I’ve been trying to explain it to you. We have a community of ladies here in Spindle Cove, and we support one another with