insisting, âthat child abuse is exactly the kind of subject
Public Enemies
should be tackling.â
âOh yes,â the presenter countered. âIf itâs the right sort of child abuse.â
âWhat do you mean â the right sort? Surely child abuse is child abuse?â
âNo, I mean, if weâre going to have child abuse on a programme Iâm involved in, then itâs got to be sexy.â
âBut, Bob, for heavenâs sake â child abuse is sexy by definition.â
âNo, it isnât. Itâs
sexual
by definition. Iâm talking sexy.
Public Enemies
doesnât want to show yet another kid, shot in silhouette or with the face electronically scrambled, moaning on about how her stepfather touched her up. The publicâs sick to death of it â they can get all that at home.â
âBut child abuse is a criminal offence, and itâs a major contemporary social problem.â
âLeave major contemporary social problems to BBC2 and Channel Four â weâre talking mainstream television here. Through this Martin Earnshaw thing weâve got
Public Enemies
into a ratings position other factual programmes would kill for, and Iâm not going to have that threatened by your mimsy-pimsy
Guardian
-reading conscience.â
âIt is not just my conscience, Bob, itâs ââ
âAnyway, there are other programmes that have cornered the market in child abuse. God, I donât want to go into the ring with Esther Rantzen. I do have some standards.â
That final assertion was arguable, Charles Paris reflected, as Roger Parkes picked up the argument again. âYou take my word for it â research shows that child abuse is something the viewers are really concerned about.â
âI donât want them bloody concerned! I want them fascinated, I want them frightened, I want them hooked! While Iâm on the screen, I want them to keep watching, I want them to keep their hands off the bloody remote control, for Christâs sake!â
âBut ââ
âAnd theyâre not going to keep watching yet another hushed-voice account of some kidâs suffering at the hands of the family pervert. I tell you, nowadays child-abuse victims are as much of a turn-off as . . . fly-blown babies starving in Africa. Nothingâs going to get the viewing public excited about child abuse victims . . .â Bob Garston paused as a new thought came into his mind â. . . unless of course we reconstructed some of the actual acts of abuse . . .â
âBut no, we couldnât do that,â he concluded regretfully. âMight look as if we were being exploitative.â
âBut couldnât we â?â
Bob Garston signalled the end of the conversation by looking up at Charles. If he ever had known the actorâs name, heâd certainly forgotten it. âRight, youâre going to be needed for more filming this week.â
Charles managed to bite back the instinctive reaction, âOh, good.â Instead, he asked, âWhy, have you got new information through from the public?â
Bob Garston wrinkled his nose without enthusiasm. âNot that much. Plenty of calls, of course, but all pretty bloody vague. No detailed stuff or positive sightings.â
âSo there isnât much else you can do with me, is there . . .?â
âDonât you believe it. Weâre on to a winner here. Weâre getting some pretty positive research from your appearances on the show.â
âOh, thank you,â said Charles, flattered â as any actor would be â by a commendation of his performance.
Bob Garstonâs next words, however, took some of the shine off the compliment. âNo, apparently the viewers get quite a charge from having a reconstruction of someone whoâs actually been dismembered.â
âOh,â said Charles Paris.
A wistful longing came into Bob