and the Cooters.â
âYouâre not a picker yet, Arly Poole.â Miss Hoe stared me right in the eyes. âAnd if Binnie Hoe is as capable a teacher as Iâm convinced she is, you may not
ever
be one.â
âHonest?â
âCross my heart and hope to teach. Which way to Shack Row? Is it far?â
âNot very.â
Stopping, I bended myself over, to blow my nose into the dirt. But then, as I straighted up again, Miss Hoe looked at me in a strange way, like Iâd done something wrong.
âYou donât have a handkerchief?â
I give her a grin. âNo, not me. Papa says that a poor man blows his snot on the ground, but a rich man puts it all back in his pocket.â
Miss Hoe shook her head, like she couldnât think of anything to say. And I was sort of decided that schoolteachers sure git some odd notions. We walked along together. Seeing as Huff Cooter and I used every single shortcut in Jailtown, along with the fact that Shack Row was only as far as the edge of town, Miss Hoe and me got there sudden quick.
âWhich house is yours?â
âOver there. But I donât guess Papaâs got an eye for company coming. Dan Poole might be in his underwear. Or worse.â
Miss Hoe stiffen her spine. âIn that case, Arly, I am sure we will first knock before entering. Weâll send you in first. I canât admit that Iâd favor your fatherâs calling on me when I was in
my
underwear, so surely we can afford him some preparation.â
I laughed right out. âMiss Hoe, you surely got a wit to you. You certain do.â
âA teacher with no wit, young man, wouldnât last too long this side of the insane asylum. Now scoot, and tell Mr. Dan Poole that he has a caller.â
I bolted ahead and into our shack. Papa was there,sitting in the dark like usual, down on his tick on the floor.
âPapa,â I said, âwe got company.â
Fading light from a crack in the cookstove lit up his face so I could read his surprise. He jumped up to his feet. Iâd been right when Iâd warned my teacher that heâd be in his dirty old underwear.
âHere,â I said, âpull on your pants.â
âWhoâs coming?â he asked me, stuffing in one skinny leg and then the other. âTell me it ainât Broda.â
âItâs Miss Hoe.â
âThe
teacher
?â As he said it, his fingers let loose of his garment and his pants fell to around his ankles. I helped him fix decent, but then I smelled his breath, which was foul on moon whiskey.
âPapa, you best rinse out your mouth with vinegar, or hold back breathing.â I wasnât mad with him. Nobodyâd fault a picker from a swig or two of moon after a day of toting cuke baskets to a wagon. Besides, he never oft got what youâd call shirttail drunk. The word he used on himself was
meller
.
He gargled a mouthful of vinegar, spat it to the dirt floor, and turned back to me.
âReckon Iâll do.â
âOkay,â I said, âbecause we sure ainât fixing to keep a lady like Miss Hoe waiting outside in the bugs and chizzywinks.â I went back out the door and called to her. âMiss Hoe?â
It was dark in Shack Row. So I took her by the hand and into our shack where I struck a match to light the table candle. Slowly I saw its flicker begin to yellow up her smile.
âMr. Poole?â
âYesâm,â he said. He bent a bow, and to watch him pull it off so proper made me feel righteous proud.There always had been, I had noticed, a
gent
inside my daddy, as if heâd almost could have been somebody. At the small table in the corner, where we ate, sat a pair of three-leg stools, one of which I dusted off quick with my sleeve, to offer to Miss Hoe. She sat, looking stiff and more than a meager away from home.
âDan,â she said, âyou can call me Binnie.â
âOh,
no
,â Papa said real