away toward some interesting buttons near a collection of wildlife pictures. They made wildlife-y noises when he pressed them.
Ribbit
. âToad,â said Danny. Chirrup. âGrasshopper,â said Danny. Zzzzzzz. âBluebottle.â
âSee,â said Josh. âYouâre quite good at this stuff.â
âOnly becauseâ¦â said Danny, â⦠weâve either been one of them or nearly been
eaten
by one of them.â
âShhhh!â hissed Josh, looking around uneasily. âDonât tell everyone!â
âWhat? That our crazy next-door neighbor keeps turning us into creepy-crawlies?â said Danny, making no effort at all to be quiet. âYeah, right. Everyoneâs going to believe
that
!â
Someone poked Danny hard in the ribs and said, âShhhhh, you numbskull! You never know who might be listening! And I am not crazy. I am a genius!â
Danny and Josh spun around, gaping with shock. There stood Petty Potts, the old lady from next door. She was wearing a tweedy hat and glasses, carrying a straw bag and smiling sweetly. You would never guess what she truly was. A brilliant scientist with a secret laboratory hidden beneath her garden shed! Earlier that year Josh and Danny had stumbled into it. She was in the middle of one of her astonishing experimentsâto change things into creepy-crawlies.
They had gotten caught up in a jet of her S.W.I.T.C.H. spray and shortly afterward morphed into spiders. That was a bit of a shock. It was a small miracle that they hadnât been squashed flat, drowned, or eaten. And since then, despite trying really hard to steer clear of any further spraying, they had each been turned into a bluebottle, a grasshopper, an ant, and a crane fly. Thankfully, only temporarily.
âWhat are
you
doing here?â spluttered Josh. âItâs a free country!â said Petty. âIâm allowed into my local wildlife center, arenât I?â
Danny eyed her bag nervously, looking for the telltale plastic spray bottle.
âYou neednât look so petrified, Danny!â she said. âI havenât got any S.W.I.T.C.H. spray with me today.â
Danny sighed with relief. It wasnât so much the âbeing a creepy-crawlyâ he minded. More the ânearly being eatenâ so very often. Heâd also once spent more time than he wanted to remember hiding in a catâs ear while he was a grasshopper. And he was haunted still by the things heâd eaten when he was a bluebottle.
âNo,â said Petty, reaching into her bag and pulling out a small tin. âNo spray today. This time itâs in pellet form. I want to S.W.I.T.C.H. a rat. I need to try out more mammalsâother than you two. Iâm going to hide the pellets in some food!â She leaned in toward them and whispered. âDonât forget to keep looking out for the REPTOSWITCH cube! Only one more to find.â She looked edgily around her. âAnd never forget you might be being watched! Victor Crouchâs people are everywhere!â And she strode off, before Danny or Josh could say anything else.
Josh shrugged. âWell, at least thereâs no chance weâll get fooled by
pellets
,â he said. âLetâs just pretend we donât know her.â
âSheâs never going to let up about that blinkinâ cube, is she?â muttered Danny. âWeâve found four of them, and she already had one. Youâd think sheâd be happy with that!â
âYesâbut without the
last
cube, she canât figure out the REPTOSWITCH code, can she?â said Josh. âAnd without the code sheâll never be able to make the spray. And weâll never get a chance to be alligators or snakes.â
Josh and Danny looked at each other and bit their identical lips. Most of their adventures as creepy-crawlies had been terrifying. But theyâd also been exciting and, at times, quite
Jean-Claude Izzo, Howard Curtis