pretty clearly been not just a lesbian but a dyke lesbian, and women of that persuasion were often not fond of men who were non -rapists.
âMany arsonists belong to their local volunteer fire departments,â Tom observed as she turned onto her street.
âWhatâs that supposed to mean?â Tess asked.
âThat you shouldnât eliminate anyone based on their public affiliations. The Knitting Society ladies would never do that. But by all means check her out online.â Tom spoke in a be-my-guest tone that Tess hadnât quite expected. It was mildly irritating.
âHow kind of you to give me permission, Thomas,â she said.
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But when she was in her office with her computer booted up, she only stared at the Apple welcome screen for the first five minutes, wondering if she was really thinking of finding the giant and using her gun, or if that was just the sort of fantasy to which liars-for-profit such as herself were prone. A revenge fantasy, in this case. She avoided those kinds of movies, too, but she knew they were out there; you couldnât avoid the vibe of your cultureunless you were a total recluse, and Tess wasnât. In the revenge movies, admirably muscular fellows like Charles Bronson and Sylvester Stallone didnât bother with the police, they got the baddies on their own. Frontier justice. Do you feel lucky, punk. She believed that even Jodie Foster, one of Yaleâs more famous graduates, had made a movie of this type. Tess couldnât quite remember the title. The Courageous Woman, maybe? It was something like that, anyway.
Her computer flipped to the word-of-the-day screen-saver. Todayâs word was cormorant, which just happened to be a bird.
âWhen you send your goodies by Cormorant Trucking, youâll think youâre flying,â Tess said in her deep pretending-to-be-Tom voice. Then she tapped a key and the screen-saver disappeared. She went online, but not to one of the search engines, at least not to begin with. First she went to YouTube and typed in RICHARD WIDMARK, with no idea at all why she was doing it. No conscious one, anyway.
Maybe I want to find out if the guyâs really worthy of fanship, she thought. Ramona certainly thinks so.
There were lots of clips. The top-rated one was a six-minute compilation titled HEâS BAD, HEâS REALLY BAD. Several hundred thousand people had viewed it. There were scenes from three movies, but the one that transfixed her was the first. It was black-and-white, it looked on the cheap side . . . but it was definitely one of those movies. Even the title told you so: Kiss of Death .
Tess watched the entire video, then returned to the Kiss of Death segment twice. Widmark played a giggling hood menacing an old lady in a wheelchair. He wanted information: âWhereâs that squealinâ son of yours?â And when the old lady wouldnât tell him: âYou know what I do to squealers? I let em have it in the belly, so they can roll around for a long time, thinkinâ it over.â
He didnât shoot the old lady in the belly, though. He tied her into her wheelchair with a lamp cord and pushed her down the stairs.
Tess exited YouTube, Binged Richard Widmark, and found what she expected, given the power of that brief clip. Although he had played in many subsequent movies, more and more often as the hero, he was best known for Kiss of Death, and the giggling, psychotic Tommy Udo.
âBig deal,â Tess said. âSometimes a cigar is just a cigar.â
âMeaning what?â Fritzy asked from the windowsill where he was sunning himself.
âMeaning Ramona probably fell in love with him after seeing him play a heroic sheriff or a courageous battleship commander, or something like that.â
âShe must have,â Fritzy agreed, âbecause if youâre right about her sexual orientation, she probably doesnât idolize men who murder old ladies in
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