doing now that Iâm all the way over here.â
âNo. You shouldnât. She needs her rest and weâre justabout to have breakfast.â
âHow are you cooking breakfast if the stove is broken?â
âItâs not broken, Father. It exploded. We put the oven door back on and itâs as good as it ever was. Which isnât to say it wonât blow us all to kingdom come tomorrow but it will do for the likes of us. Why donât you run along, now, and change your shirt? Youâve got egg all down the front of it.â
âIâm home,â sings Ruth. âBe it ever so humble. Pity about the body in the sitting room - but hey.â
âWhat has gotten into you Ruth?â asks Eve. âGinny Mustard has done a dreadful thing and you are treating it like a joke. Itâs not funny Ruth. A man is dead. And Ginny Mustard will end up going to jail for the rest of her life.â
âYes. Well I thought about that while I was out. Youâre right, of course. Sheâll have to go to jail. Itâs too bad she turned out to be smart. A few days ago she could have pled stupidity and got away with a few months in the nuthouse. The girlâs got lousy timing - thatâs for sure. I think weâd best call a meeting of the tenantâs association. Iâm going to put this beer away. Letâs have break-fast and discuss the matter at hand. What do you say, old Eve? Think we can work our way out of this mess? And we thought bones in the attic was a problem.â
Again Ruth is laughing. âSomeone bring food to the grieving widow. I can hear her moaning and groaning all the way down here. And then letâs eat before Mister starts to go bad. Weâll have to work fast or weâll never get the smell out.â
Breakfast is leftovers. Everything from night before last and some vegetables slightly past their prime. Ruth says, âGinny Mustard you have found your calling. Youâre not a half bad cook. And youâre a pretty good shot too. There may be a place in the world for you yet, girl.â And the others smile at that. Cautiously. Unsure of the etiquette of doing so with one newly deceased in the next room.
After the plate scraping and dishwashing have been done, things put back the way they were, Ruth calls them to Mrs. Miflinâs room to discuss their latest dilemma. They are in agreement that Ginny Mustard did the right thing. Mrs. Miflin provides vivid details of her married life. The more she talks the less she whimpers. The less she whimpers the clearer her focus. She is more like her old self but without the fuzzy edges that had never made sense. They can see that the man was scum. And thatâs all he was. Didnât matter that he had been a sweet baby once upon a time, that someone had taken the trouble to name him, maybe played with him. In their minds he was never anything other than what he had become.
If Mrs. Miflin had mentioned the flowers he brought her. Or the way he rubbed her back when she had been sewing for too long. Or the times they walked to the river and threw pennies in to buy a wish, or sat up late at night watching out for falling stars. If she had told them that he cried when their first baby died so soon after he felt it kick, gentle hand on her belly. Oh how he had cried. She had never known a man could cry. If she had told them anything at all, other than what she did, then things might have been different. They might have felt something for the man, some sadness for the waste of life. Might have questioned his fall from saint to monster. Not exactly blissful in their ignorance but, free of pain and regret, they plot to save Ginny Mustard and conceal her wrongdoing.
âWhat we need,â says Ruth, âis a freezer. Thatâs a bit cliche to be sure but I canât think of anything else at the moment. It will have to be big enough so we can store him in one piece. I am not about to start hacking
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