documents, obviously assuming this explained everything.
Guy looked at Miss Manners, who seemed to be trying not to smile. Leo cleared his throat.
âIâm sorry,â Guy said at last, âall I know about Theseus is that he killed the Minotaur in the Labyrinth.â
Elizabeth looked up, and caught Guyâs puzzled expression. She sighed. âProcrustes had a bed.â
âSo do I,â Guy offered. âDid he also have an axe?â
âProcrustes, also known as âthe Stretcherâ, was a son of Poseidon. He was a smith, and he waylaid travellers on the road between Athens and Eleusis. He forced them to try out his bed for size.â
âDoesnât sound too bad,â Guy ventured.
âIf they didnât fit the bed,â Miss Manners said, âthen he stretched them out and hammered at them until they did.â
âHence âthe Stretcherâ,â Leo said. âThe process killed the poor travellers, of course.â
âUnless they were too long for the bed,â Elizabeth went on. âIn which case, he cut their legs off. With an axe.â
âAh, I see. That axe.â
âExactly.â
âSo you had to be a perfect fit to survive,â Guy deduced.
âWell, no,â Leo told him, âbecause Procrustes cheated. He actually had two beds of different sizes. So heâd produce the one he knew you wouldnât fit.â
âAnd how does Theseus come into it?â
âHe got the better of Procrustes,â Leo said, âwhich must have been a huge relief to everyone else. He made him lie on his own bed, and sure enough Procrustes didnât fit either. So, according to one version of the story, Theseus took his axe, and cut his head off with it.â
âTheseus was trying to find a way to the underworld, and Procrustes guarded the Sixth Entrance to Hades. There is also a version of the legend that says Theseus used the same axe to slay the Minotaur,â Miss Manners said.
âAh, the Minotaur.â At least Guy knew that story.
âBut letâs not get carried away,â Elizabeth told them. âThese are just myths, after all. But itâs interesting that the axe was known as the Labrys, from which the Labyrinth took its name. And from that, itâs come to mean a maze, of course.â
âThe double-headed axe has always been important in Minoan legend and ritual,â Miss Manners said. âWhich would tie in with the Minotaur and the Labyrinth.â
âIâll tell you something else thatâs interesting,â Guy said, âif only to prove that I do know something about Greek history as well as their language.â
âAnd whatâs that?â Elizabeth asked.
âWell, itâs probably just a coincidence, but until very recently the double-headed axe was also the symbol of the Greek Fascist Party.â
âYou never know,â Leo said, âlike the Nazi adoption of the Swastika, ancient symbols seem to have a resonance with the fascists. Harking back to an earlier, purer age or something, no doubt.â
âPerhaps the French manuscript will enlighten us,â Elizabeth said.
âFinally we get to France.â Guy smiled. âI was wondering what the connection might be.â
âThe connection is a manuscript, as Elizabeth says,â Miss Manners told him. âIt is said to be a copy of writings by Plutarch, though he himself took the ideas from his grandfather, Lamprias, whom he almost certainly paraphrased.â
âSo whatâs it about?â Guy wondered.
âIt is unique,â Leo told him, âin that it apparently brings together and reinterprets myths and legends from the ancient worlds of Greece, Rome, Scandinavia and Northern Europe.â
Elizabeth nodded. âIt seems to suggest a common thread, possibly a common origin, for all these myths. Which is obviously unusual. But Lamprias, the original author of much of