her teeth chattering. Youâre in full view of the graves now. Thereâs a little mist blowing around them and a kind of white glow where the moonlight reflects off the crosses. Everythingâs very quiet, nothing moving except the mist, but it seems colder here than anywhere else. Itâs like this is a special little chill spot all of its own. Like the garden has its own refrigerator.
You and Stacey are getting in each otherâs way, mainly because youâre trying to hide behind each other. Youâre hugging like youâre old friends, and after all you only met that day. But then you forget about Stacey because, in the distance, you hear a clock start to chime, and you realise this is it, this is the witching hour, this is the first stroke of midnight.
âLetâs get out of here,â Stacey mutters. Her teeth are doing their tap-dance right in your ear. It canât be good for her braces. You want to ask her about that but you decide this mightnât be the best time. The clock is striking for the tenth time. Youâre about to agree with her about leaving. But itâs really too late now. With the clock striking for the last time youâre about to see the most frightening sight of your young life . . . or youâre about to realise youâve wasted a lot of precious sleep time.
omehow you make yourself turn around. Itâs not easy. Thereâs so much sweat pouring down your body that the groundâs getting muddy. But, with the same kind of courage that you showed on the Grade One camp when you owned up to being the Phantom Pisser, you make the big move.
And there before you is a horrible sight. A gruesome disgusting foul revolting sight. Itâs some kind of corpse, and itâs standing there looking at you. Well, as much as anyone can look when they donât have any eyes. Instead of eyes this figure has bony sockets in its face. Instead of a nose it has a hole. Instead of clothes it has mouldy rags hanging off its filthy rotten body. You can see shreds of flesh through the holes in the clothes. As you stand there, frozen in horror, it slowly opens its mouth. Out comes a long dark fat worm. Itâs about a metre long. It drops to the ground and squirms away, wriggling and writhing. Then the corpse advances on you. Youâre completely helpless. You open your mouth to scream, and thatâs the last sound you ever make. The cold slimy fingers of the corpse close around your throat and slowly squeeze the life out of you. Everything goes black and you die. A few days later they have your funeral, and then youâre cremated and your ashes scattered to the four winds.
Thereâs only one question left to answer. If youâre dead, how come youâre managing to read this story right now?
he clock strikes for the twelfth time. At that moment you see a sight so horrifying that you feel youâre floating into the air. The only thing that keeps you on the ground is Staceyâs arm, gripping yours so tightly that she leaves bruises. You donât even notice that. Your skin is prickling all over, like youâve got ants covering every inch of you. You want to scream but thereâs a lump in your throat so big that not even ice-cream could squeeze past it.
Itâs the graves, of course; thatâs where itâs happening. One grave in particular: the middle one. The ground over it is bulging like itâs pregnant. You can actually see the dirt sliding off it and the grass slowly uprooting. A split appears down the middle of it. A weird white light is shining out of the earth: a soft light, glowing around the edges. You think Staceyâs making some kind of noise but you canât hear it exactly. It sounds like a wombat trying to snore with a peg on its nose. You donât dare look at Stacey, though. All you can look at is the earth bulging and rising and opening like a big dark mouth. You know somethingâs going to come out