âBoy, sheâs one hell of a character, isnât she?â
âI kind of like her.â
His expression indicated that I was one strange guy. âYou trying to get into her knickers?â
But then Lucy was there. âItâs time.â
May God have mercy on our souls , I thought as we all shuffled toward the front door.
The press conference lasted forty-eight minutes. Mrs Watkins and Sister Louise were the early winners. They were good TV: Mrs Watkinsâ crackling voice that became more sentimental when she spoke at length about Jim Waters and Sister Louiseâs exuberance when she talked about all the people he helped at the shelter and how much they relied on him for their needs. You couldnât always predict how the media masters would edit an event but I didnât see how they could cut the relative and the nun completely.
Then came the questions for Ward. Most of us are actors. We know which face to put on at any given moment. And how to sound appropriate. This isnât necessarily insincere. If a person is weeping in front of you, you want to look suitably concerned. You put on the concerned mask.
I guess when youâve been told all your life that you are one fabulous guy itâs difficult to not sound fabulous even when youâre trying to convey sadness. Ward gave it a good try â nobody had cared about Jim Waters more than he had; nobody knew as much about Jimâs dream of an America that would someday live up to the aspirations of our forefathers â but it had a hollow quality. It was the wham-bam-thank-you-maâam of goodbyes. I got a second opinion from the cold hard stare Kathy kept on him. She didnât seem to care for fabulous any more than I did.
The questions mostly ran to the obvious. Had the police ruled out a random robbery and murder? Had anybody around Waters noticed his mood being different in the past few days? Did Waters ever tell any of the other staffers that he was afraid of anything? The man from not-news was of course the first to storm the castle. âSome people are saying (translated: my bosses who want a scandal are saying) that Waters might have known some secrets about your campaign that you were afraid might be made public.â
âSo youâre calling me a murderer? At least have the guts to use the word because thatâs what youâre implying.â
âI didnât call you a murderer, sir.â
âYou did by innuendo.â
âI just wondered if you wanted to refute all the whispers.â
âThe whispers in your mind, you mean? From the big boss back in New York?â
âSo you donât want to speak to that? Is that what youâre saying?â
âIâm saying youâre not a reporter. Youâre a flack for Burkhart. And that youâve invented these so-called âwhispersâ so you can help Burkhart in the election. Why donât you ask Sister Louise here or Mrs Watkins if they think I had anything to do with Jimâs death?â
Mrs Watkins hobbled over to the rostrum and said, âIf my husband Norm was still alive heâd come down there and kick your ass for saying such a thing.â
Whoops of delight sounded loud and merry on this day of drizzle and chill. A media hero was born. An ass-kicking old lady who had put a hack reporter in his place.
Even Kathy was smiling. Our glances met. She looked snug and happy in the blue Burberry she wore.
In a single sentence Mrs Watkins had changed the shape and tenor of the press conference. Since thereâd been little of news value in Wardâs remarks the interest went to the old lady who provided good TV. As much as not-news was a disgrace to the profession, the other networks werenât in truth always much better. Thereâs a great deal of sloppy, inaccurate, biased news available at the dinner hour every night across the board.
Ward knew how to play it. For the rest of the conference he kept
1802-1870 Alexandre Dumas