Henpeckerâs Guide to Geography
. Itâs the book Pucciâs father gave him for his birthday. I flip through the pages and look at all the places around the world I wanna see.
âYou can have it if you want it,â Pucci offers.
âNo, thatâs all right,â I respond. I feel bad for him. I know what itâs like to get presents you donât want. When I first got to Mrs. Boscoâs, Mrs. Parkay sent me a present on Christmas. It was some stupid stuffed giraffe, and I threw it in the corner behind the Christmas tree, because I didnât want anything from her. Besides, what I really wanted was a doll wearing pretty clothes.
The doorbell rings, and I hear Aquaâs and Angieâs voices cackling away. âI gotta go, Pucci, we have rehearsal now.â
âYou gonna go to the Apollo again, right?â Pucci asks.
âYeah.â
âHow come they let you back in there, if you already lost?â he asks, his eyes opening wide. I chuckle, realizing he doesnât understand.
âThat was the Amateur Hour contest we lost, Pucci,â I say. âNow weâre gonna perform in the âBattle of the Divettesâ competition. It just happens to be at the same place, but it has nothing to do with the Apolloâyou understand?â
âOh,â Pucci says, fiddling with his computer. âYou gonna have Cheetah Boys now? Can I be in the group?â Pucci flashes his mischievous grin so I know heâs angling for a dangleâa cheesing skill he learned from his older sister, no doubt.
Thatâs all we need. Pucci in the group, with Tiffany, tooâand throw in Twinkie for good measure. âWho knows?â I joke to Pucci. âMaybe Cuckoo will come onstage and perform with us, tooâyou know what Iâm saying?â
âYeah, right,â Pucci says, smirking.
âIâm not playing, you know what Iâm saying?â
I hear Chanel calling me, so I run to the exercise studio, where we usually rehearse.
âHi, Aqua. Hi, Angie,â I say, hugging the twins. I donât get to see them as much as I see Chanel and Galleria, since we donât go to the same school. Theyâre all wrapped up in talking about going home to Houston for Thanksgiving. I can definitely tell theyâre excited about it.
âI wish Daddy was coming with us, though,â Angie says, kinda sad. âWeâre scared to leave him here with that High Priestess girlfriend of his.â
âI know thatâs right,â I chime in. I met their fatherâs girlfriend, High Priestess Abala Shaballa, and she does seem to be tripping in another galaxy, if you know what Iâm saying.
âThereâs plenty of time to worry about looking good in the âhood, Miz Aquanette,â Galleria says cheerfully, tapping her foot like sheâs ready to get down to the business at hand. ââThereâs always a new day in the jiggy jungle,ââ she starts singing, ââso letâs not bungle our chance to rise for the prize, and show you who we are, in the jiggy jiggy jungleâââ
We all sing along, since thatâs what weâre here forârehearsing our act, you know what Iâm saying?
Iâm so tired by the time I get home from Chanelâs house that I head straight to my bedroom. Todayâs rehearsal was exhaustingânot only running through all our songs and dance routines, but having to keep my mind off everything thatâs happening in my personal life. Iâll tell you, if I didnât have Saturdayâs competition to think about, Iâd be going loony right about now.
Just as I flop down on my bed, I hear Mrs. Bosco calling my name from her bedroom. âIâll be right there,â I yell. Getting back up, I poke my head into Mrs. Boscoâs bedroom.
âDorindaâthat child called
again
while you were out.â
âTiffany?â I ask, sighing, but what