anyway, wasnât it all over now?
Mom gave her a long, suspicious look.
âDid you wear the appliance?â she said.
nine
T WENTY MINUTES LATER , Mom had gone out for Sunday bagels and lox and Ingrid was in her own blessed bed, Mister Happy tucked in beside her. Seconds after that she was asleep. Stormy seas rose all around her, but she was snug in her sturdy boatâdry, warm, safe.
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âHey.â
Ingrid opened her eyes, the lids almost glued together with eye crust. Ty was at her door.
âPhone,â he said, and tossed it to her.
She missed. The phone bounced on the bed, hit the wall. She grabbed it.
âHello?â
âIngrid? Jill Monteiro.â Ingrid sat up; Jill Monteiro was director of the Prescott Players. âI hope I didnât wake you.â
âOh, no,â said Ingrid. âNot me.â
âWeâll be auditioning for Alice in Wonderland Tuesday at five,â Jill said. âHope you can make it. Thereâre all kinds of good parts.â
âLike Alice?â Ingrid said, unable to stop herself.
Jill laughed. She had a great laugh, surprisingly deep and wicked; sheâd used it once in a real Hollywood movie called Tongue and Groove , all about home-renovating hijinks with Will Smith and Eugene Levy. Straight to video, but JILL MONTEIRO was on the box, tiny but there.
Alice: a plum role. Ingrid had a copy of the book on her shelf. She took it into the bathroom, poured a huge hot bubble bath, got in, and started leafing through the pages. The trick was going to be keeping Alice from sounding like a geek. Ingrid practiced saying âheâs perfectly idiotic,â âthe stupidest tea party I ever was at in all my life,â âmustard isnât a bird,â and âyouâre nothing but a pack of cards,â trying to inject at least a bit of cool. Acting was all about cool; sheâd learned that at the movies.
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When Ingrid went downstairs, she found everyone in the TV room, Dad and Ty watching football, Mom going through some listing sheets.
âI found your cleats,â Mom said.
âOh.â
âDonât you want to know where?â
âOkay.â
âIn the laundry room.â
âOh.â
âTry to keep track of your things, Ingrid. I put the cleats over there by theââ Mom paused, looked out the slider. âThereâs a strange dog in the yard,â she said.
They all looked. A strange dogâwith floppy ears and droopy eyes, coat a kind of tweedy brownâbut not strange to Ingrid. He stood right outside the slider, peering in, tail wagging as if heâd spotted someone, although the only thing in his line of sight was the StairMaster.
Dad and Ty turned back to the TV.
âDid you see that hit?â Dad said.
Mom got up, went to the slider.
âGo on, go home,â Mom said. The dog wagged his tail, still looking off in the wrong direction.âHeâs not wearing a collar. Anyone seen this dog before?â
No one answered, Dad and Ty probably too into the game to have even heard, Ingrid because, well, because where would she start?
Mom took her cell phone out of her pocket, called the shelter, described the dog. That was Mom, organized, quick, on task. No such dogs reported missing in Echo Falls, and the shelter didnât do pickups on weekends.
âHeâs kind of cute,â Mom said. Ingrid saw where this might be going, tried to head it off.
âHeâs the dumbest dog on the planet,â she said.
Mom looked surprised. âWhat makes you say that?â
Uh-oh. Those feelers of Momâs: almost impossible to outthink them. âJust look at him,â she said. It was true. He was the kind of dog that in a cartoon would harrumph a lot and play second fiddle.
âI think heâs cute,â Mom said. She opened the slider.
The dog came right in as if totally familiar with the place, trotted past Mom, and stood in front of