penniless,
two daughters with no looks â
slim chance of getting rid of them!
He seemed ideal. Thought for sure
heâd be protective, caring,
heâd look after me.
He told me that he had a daughter,
said he loved her very much.
He didnât say how much.
Somehow that bit is never mentioned
when the story gets retold.
They tell you that she loved her daddy,
and what a rotten bitch I was.
Thatâs what they say. They leave out
how I tried to make the whole thing work.
They make it sound as if she was exploited.
Stuck inside the kitchen,
slave for everyone. While my girls â
this is what they tell you â swanned round
and treated her like dirt.
Not how it really was.
A clever little minx, that one.
Piteous looks for Daddy
and quick to cuddle up to him.
Often made me feel a little odd,
especially when I saw
just how he looked at her.
Yes, daddy loved his daughter.
Separate bedrooms for us? Not a worry.
I thought it was considerate,
given how he snored. Though Iâd admit
Iâd looked for something different
when I said yes, Iâd marry him.
âI need a wife,â he told me.
Fool that I was, I didnât hear
exactly what he wanted. And she,
I saw how she played up to him.
Creaking stairs when he went down
so many nights
to get his midnight glass of milk â
it took some time â¦
Her little room was off the kitchen.
Thatâs how the story started, I suppose,
how badly she was treated.
Balls and princes â all that silly talk!
As for the story
that I stopped her going out!
Me stop her
doing anything she wanted!
He couldnât bear the thought that other men
might want her. Thatâs the truth of it.
He locked the doors, and took away
the pretty clothes heâd lavished on her â¦
(Dressed in rags? Now thatâs a laugh!
The ones who wore the hand-me-downs
were my poor girls. No wonder
Ruby and Priscilla tried to pay her back.
But daddy always took her side.
They didnât stand a chance!)
âFor your own good,â he told her
as he shut her in.
âI just want daddyâs little girl to stay
the same sweet innocent she is.â
I wouldnât call what she was âinnocent.â
Sheâd learned a thing or two from him.
Time to act â and she was eager.
âFind yourself a prince!â I said. âIâll help.â
Not hard to find the key and organize a taxi,
find her some pretty clothes, and warn
âMake sure that you get back in time,
before his meeting ends and he gets home,â
Iâd love to know what story teller
invented midnight as the time.
Iâd told her 10 pm.
The first few nights we managed it all right,
and she was properly grateful.
Said I was her fairy godmother. Weâd made
a sort of peace between us by that time.
New life for her â
maybe for me too â¦
She found her prince, of course.
A nice young man;
a salesman in a shoe shop in the town.
They met one day when she sneaked out,
(a little help from me) to buy some dancing shoes.
I guess that might explain how later on
the story got re-told.
They left together,
and her nameâs not mentioned in the house
these days. Our lives have been much quieter.
The place is still at night.
The stairs donât creak.
It makes me feel a bit queer, though,
when often in the middle of the night,
his bedroom door clicks shut â it has a real
distinctive sound â
then I hear the footsteps pause â¦
outside what would be Rubyâs door.
Sleeping Beauty (Briar Rose)
At the christening of a long-awaited baby princess, all the invited fairies offer gifts. But hosts really must check a guest list very carefully; thereâs a danger if it causes offence! One fairy, angry at being left out, gate-crashes the party and brings an unwanted gift â one day the princess will die after pricking her finger on a needle. This fate is altered by a final gift from