say anything just point out how you enjoy frisky fresh food.
5. Lastly, no matter how weird, strange, odd, peculiar and down right creepy his parents are or act, try very hard not to point his out to him.
Reasons:
A: Strangely he has somehow failed to notice.
B: Or, he has noticed and is praying hard that you haven't.
C: Remember what your own are like.
BLOOD
Wow, yes, blood. The taste, the feel and the pleasure of it... wowwwwww. (Sorry, getting a bit carried away again.) Humans always think it is disgusting how we can like blood so much knowing where it comes from, well, all I have to say is that they eat eggs knowing where they come from. And as to milk, well it's just perverted to enjoy milk unless you're a baby.
Forget the human movies about bathing in the blood of virgin teenage girls to keep young, it's rubbish - and besides, just where do you find virgin human teenagers now? And, like, are you going to ask them personal questions about their love life before you add them as a bath salt? I think not.
Next the idea of filling a swimming pool full of blood is also only something for the movies.
1. You will need to kill off a small city to get that amount of blood.
2. Blood is too sticky to swim in.
3. It would start to congeal and change colour before it's half full, and form a skin on the surface that you could bounce off.
BLOODING
I can give it another name, and that is Dad and Daughter bonding, in the form of hunting trips. This is when quality time can be spent with your Dad, no longer is he the old fashion monster of a Male that storms into your bedroom without knocking while you're changing and demanding that you apologize to your Mother for something that she is shouting at him about.
I personally have my Uncle take me out on these trips and apart from the boring bits where he tries to teach me patience when watching the prey, they are fantastic fun. We get to run across rooftops together and generally both act as overgrown kids, and at the end of the night I've always built up a incredible appetite. We then finish off with a filling meal that my uncle has picked out for me.
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BLOOD GROUP
As you know there are more than 200 minor human blood groups, but most people stick with just the common ones: A, B, AB, and O.
We all get to know which blood groups we like and which we don't - but remember they can be mixed for more interesting tastes, or better still mixed with chocolate.
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BLOOD FOR HEALTH
I know we can all go on crazy diets at times. When living with humans I lived off animal blood but it was not good for me and I was weak, anaemic and generally ill most of the time. Good Blood means good health! If vegetarian Vampires ever existed they have long ago become extinct.
Blood is always available in little snack packs supplied to the Nest from our own blood banks, where we offer a good price for blood (and sell on any excess to the human hospitals). But bagged blood isn't like the real thing served warm from a neck - it just tastes so much better fresh.
Fake Blood. Yes, it does exist, coloured red and full of iron and vitamins. It has a long shelf life and is handy when travelling to places where there is a shortage of prey, or when you need to stay hidden for a long time. I have tasted some for research purposes and I can sum it up in one word: CRAP.
BLOOD (LACK OF)
Of all the ways to die, everyone forgets the obvious and that is lack of blood. Whether leaking from a wound or just plain hunger, this is the major reason to carry a snack pack of some kind with you. Along with the normal girly things in your bag, remember to have a pack of blood in case you get the munchies.
BLOOD LUST
Some Vampires can get a little carried away when they are fighting and kinda lose control. A pile of dead bodies is normally a strong hint that someone is not in a social mood.
BLOOD MEMORY
Our blood holds a memory of when we first evolved. Our nature was a bit cat-like, Females had a hunting area to feed and