want to see that new penthouse apartment in Bristol Docks tomorrow. Eleven oâclock. Jonathan was dealing with them.â
I look over at Claire, expecting her to jump at the chance to usurp Jonathanâs clients. Instead, she shrugs. âI canât do it, Mr Bowen-Knowles â Atulâs playing football.â
âShit!â He pulls out his mobile phone from his pocket. Iâm sure heâs about to phone Jonathanâ
âIâll do it,â I say quickly.
Mr Bowen-Knowles looks at me like I have three heads. âYou?â
âWell, why not?â I challenge. âYou said in my interview that I could do weekend viewings. Bristolâs not far from me, and Iâm happy to take them around the property.â
âYou?â
I wait.
âSounds like a great idea,â Claire interjects.
âWellâ¦â
He checks his watch again like heâs hoping something miraculous will happen in the next ten seconds that will enable him to deny my request to help him out. But since nothing does, he ducks back into his office and returns with a few property brochures, a torn piece of notepaper with the clientâs name and number, and a set of keys attached to a souvenir wine opener. Reluctantly, he hands everything to me. âNow, just remember,â he says, âtalk the place up. Itâs a âstunning, ultra-modern penthouse apartment in a top-quality developmentâ.â He glares pointedly. âDonât say anything â anything at all â that might put them off.â
âHmmm,â Claire says as she puts away her make-up bag, âthe Bristol Docks penthouse. Bit toppy, that one.â
Mr Bowen-Knowles glares and says nothing.
âIsnât that the one where thereâs been some break-ins? A local gang or something?â Claire smiles at our boss, revealing a set of perfect white teeth.
âWell, obviously she shouldnât mention that,â he snaps, âor the fact that the residents are suing the developer for faulty wiring and safety concerns with the lift.â
âOr the old lady downstairs who got an ASBO against the previous owners for watching
Newsnight
too loud?â Claire is obviously enjoying this. âOrââ
ââ the ambulance dispatch next door,â Mr Bowen-Knowles beats her to the punch. âIn fact, donât volunteer any information at all. Just let them inside and look professional.â He hands me the papers and the keys, and I shove them in my handbag.
âSure,â I say. âNo problem.â At least I no longer have to look âprettyâ.
*
Outside, I punch the air. In less than two weeks, Iâve managed to turn the theoretical âodd weekend viewingâ into a real viewing with real clients. Claire, however, seems to have a different interpretation of my success. âThat was a lucky escape,â she says, rolling her eyes. âThe way heâs taken to you, Iâm surprised he didnât invite himself along to the pub.â
I laugh as we walk, certain that sheâs joking. âHe really hates me, doesnât he? And I thought all that Cheltenham Ladies College stuff was just for show.â
âOh no, Iâm serious. When I started, he didnât speak to me for over two months. It was three months before he trusted me with showing a property.â
âHe must be desperate.â This time, my laugh is a little forced. I remember the âincidentâ with the magazine under the seat, but decide not to tell Claire.
âOh, heâs desperate all right.â Claire shakes her head. âHe used to be okay, believe it or not. A regular blokeâs bloke, good for the odd laugh and a round down the pub. But two years ago, his wife walked out on him. She found him with Sally in the loo at the Christmas party. Since then, heâs been your garden-variety bastard.â
I cringe as the image of Mrs Harveyâs