recently, Stanley,â he said. âThey believe the Mona Lisa will be next.â
âImagine! The Mona Lisa stolen from the Musée du Louvre, the greatest art museum in the world!â Agent Lunette cried. âWe cannot let this happen!â
âHeâs right, Stanley,â Mr. Dart said. âAnd as strange as it may seem, you are now a leading expert on museum theft. Iâve already spoken with your parents, and everything is taken care of. Youâll be flying to Paris and staying with your aunt Simone.â
Mr. Dart pressed a button, and the on-screen display split in two. âStaaaaaanley!â Stanleyâs aunt Simone squealed as she appeared on half of the screen beside Agent Lunette. Stanley hadnât seen his aunt since he was small, but he remembered her bright-red lips and her stylish red hair, which fell in a slant across her face.
âHi, Aunt Simone!â Stanley said.
âLet me see how youâve grown!â she said, gesturing for Stanley to turn around. âMon chéri! You are too thin! You must come to Paris and eat!â she crooned.
âIâm not too thin, Aunt Simone,â said Stanley. âIâm flat.â
âCome!â Aunt Simone repeated. âWe will delight in the City of Light! The food! The fashion! The culture!â
Agent Lunette cleared his throat. âPardonnez-moi , Mademoiselle. But Monsieur Lambchop cannot be seen in public in Paris. His presence will be a secret.â
Aunt Simone huffed. âNo, pardonnez-moi , Monsieur! My nephew will enjoy his visit!â
âNo, no!â Agent Lunette snapped. âAbsolument non! Absolutely not!â
âOui! â Aunt Simone shouted back. âYes!â
Aunt Simone and Agent Lunette glared at each other from opposite sides of the screen.
âWeâll have fun, Aunt Simone, I promise,â Stanley interrupted. âAnd donât worry, Agent Lunette. Iâll keep a low profile.â
Aunt Simone and Agent Lunette both nodded grudgingly.
Mr. Dart glanced at his watch. âYour flight leaves in a few hours, Stanley. Weâd better get you packed!â
Hello , Please , and Thank You
In an empty airplane hangar, Mr. Dart stood holding a floppy hat with a fur brim and a shirt with puffy sleeves. âWhile in France, you will be disguised as a member of King Francis Iâs court, as painted by the magnificent Renaissance painter Jean Clouet,â he told Stanley.
Stanley blinked. âYou mean I have to change now ?â
âIâm afraid so,â Mr. Dart said, handing Stanley the hat and shirt. âThe only way to keep your arrival secret is for you to travel like any other priceless work of art.â
Stanley changed his clothes, and a makeup artist powdered his skin and attached a beard on his face. When he was finally ready, Stanley climbed inside the frame. Because it was only a portrait from the waist up, he had to fold his legs behind the canvas.
Mr. Dart stepped back and looked Stanley over. âClouet painted all the most important people in France during the early sixteenth century,â he said. âBut if I do say so myself, this may be his best work.â
Mr. Dart carefully lifted Stanleyâs frame and laid it in a wooden crate. The crate had airholes and was filled with shredded paper for comfort. âYour mother has sent a cheese sandwich, some celery sticks, a bag of pretzels, and a juice box for your trip,â he said, placing a small bag in Stanleyâs hand. âAlso, here is a French dictionary and a book light. Good luck, Stanley.â
âThank you, Mr. Dart.â
Then Mr. Dart closed the crate tightly, and Stanleyâs adventure began.
It was a little bumpy when Stanley was loaded onto the plane, but then the crate came to a rest. Soon he heard the roar of the airplaneâs engines, and everything tilted upward. The plane had taken off.
Stanley switched on the book light and