Forty Words for Sorrow by Giles Blunt Page B

was she a Nazi. Are you married, by the way?”
    Delorme ignored it all. “I hope you haven’t sold the rest of your haul, Woody. Because in addition to going to Kingston for ten years, you might have to make restitution, and then where will you be? It would be a nice gesture if you gave the stuff back. It might go easier for you.”
    Engaging criminals are a rarity, and when one comes along, police tend to be overly grateful. Arthur “Woody” Wood was a hopelessly amiable young man. He had unfashionably long sideburns that gave him the look of a fifties rockabilly singer. He had a bounce in his walk and a rangy slouch to his shoulders that put people at their ease—especially women, as Delorme was finding out. She was right now having an argument with her own body: no , you will not react this way to the physical attractions of this silly little thief. I won’t allow it.
    As she led him toward the interview room, Woody yelled a greeting to Sergeant Flower, with whom he proceeded to carry on a lively conversation. Sergeant Flower only stopped gabbing when she registered Delorme’s high-intensity scowl. Then Woody had to say hi to Larry Burke, just coming in. Burke had apprehended him six years ago with a car radio in his fist— installing it, Woody had claimed.
    “Woody, listen to me,” Delorme said in the interview room.
    Someone had left The Toronto Star on one of the chairs, and Woody snatched it up. “The Leafs, man. I can’t believe this team. It’s like they have this appetite for self-destruction. This craving . So unhealthy.”
    “Woody, listen to me.” Delorme took the paper with its two-column headline: No Leads on The Windigo Killer . “That bunch of burglaries down Water Road is giving me hives, okay? I’ve got you cold for the Willow Drive job, but I know you did the others too. So why don’t you save us both a lot of time and energy: confess to one, we’ll maybe forget the others.”
    “Now hold on.”
    “Confess to one, that’s all I’m saying, and I’ll see what I can do. I know you did the others too.”
    “Hold your horses, there, Officer Delorme. You don’t know I did them.” Woody’s grin was beatific; it held no trace of guile or suspicion or malign intent. Honest men should have such grins. “You’re indulging in exaggeration, plain and simple. If you suspect me of some old burglary, well, I can understand that—I have been known to keep company with objects not my own, after all. But suspect is not know . You could drive a Mack truck between suspect and know .”
    “There’s another count, Woody. Suppose somebody actually saw you? Then what? Suppose somebody actually saw a blue ChevyVan pulling away from the Nipissing Motor Court?” The proprietor of the motel hadn’t in fact got a decent look at him, but he had seen someone driving off in a van just like Woody’s. Three thousand dollars’ worth of TVs missing. No jewellery.
    “Well, if the guy saw me, I guess you’d put me in a lineup. Ms. Delorme, you’re single, aren’t you?”
    “Suppose they saw your van, Woody? Suppose we have a licence plate?”
    “Well, if they give you the licence plate, I guess you better hang me for that one. You look single to me. You have the air of a single person. Officer Delorme, you ought to get married. I don’t know how I’d get through life without Martha and Truckie. Family? Children? Why, it halves the sorrows of life and doubles the pleasures. It’s the single most important thing there is. And police work involves a lot of pressures.”
    “Try and pay attention, Woody. A blue ChevyVan was seen driving away from the job on Water Road. You say you were home, but other witnesses say your van was not parked in your driveway. Add that to the one who saw your van at the scene, and what do you come up with? Ten years.”
    “How can you even say that to me? Eyewitnesses are notoriously unreliable. Hell, you know as well as I do, nobody ever sees me. I like to go about my