Hunter - Big Girls & Bad Boys by D. H. Cameron Page A

very happy,” he told us and headed to the shower. I sensed suddenly that Hunter’s proposal wasn’t the spur of the moment act I thought. He had already told his family of his intentions before I arrived.
     
    “Honey, you know what’s in Reno, don’t you?” Penny asked as he went. Nate stopped and considered that.
     
    “No, what?” he asked his wife.
     
    “Strip clubs,” she said. A grin crossed Nate’s face as Penny and he made eyes at one another. Indigo moaned.
     
    “So gross, you two,” she said. Penny laughed and Nate chuckled as he went to shower. I think they enjoyed making Indigo uncomfortable.
     
    “Maybe we can go to a strip club,” Hunter suggested to me. I turned to glare at him. “I didn’t mean tonight,” he said as I turned his little joke around on him. I laughed at my soon to be husband’s expense as he realized I was only messing with him.
     
    “Maybe when you get home,” I told him. Hunter kissed me.
     
    “I knew you’d make a good wife,” he said. Indigo rolled her eyes.
     
    “Not you too. Ug,” she complained but I’m pretty sure she was joking as well.
     
    >>O<<
     
    Within the hour, we were caravanning up Interstate 80 towards Reno. Thankfully, Daisy was out when we went to get me a dress to wear. We all had rooms at the Grand Summit Hotel and Casino and a reservation at the Sagebrush Hearts wedding chapel. Hunter and I rode with Nate and Penny while Indigo and Sandy followed in their car. The ride was uneventful but I had a blast. Nate and Penny were interesting people.
     
    I’d already heard the threesome story that belied their conservative look and demeanor but I heard even more as we traveled. As a couple, they were quite progressive on many social issues. Their daughter was a lesbian. Penny was admittedly bisexual. But they were committed to one another and grounded too. I wish my parents were more like them.
     
    My mom and dad were great people but together...well, they had a tumultuous relationship. They seemed to genuinely love each other but I always had a hard time figuring out why. They had little in common and didn’t seem to like each other all that much. Maybe they were just too set in their ways to move on or maybe that’s how they related but it in any case, it didn’t look like much fun.
     
    Nate and Penny, on the other hand, were perfect for one another. They played off of each other’s sense of humor, they seemed to have much in common and they didn’t just love each other, it seemed, they were best friends. So on the ride up to Reno, I got to hear all about their relationship, much to Hunter’s dismay. I think they were giving us advice without giving us advice.
     
    “So, there’s this stunning woman at the dress shop in the mall. I mean spectacular,” Penny told us as we drove past Truckee. It was both strange and amusing to hear Penny speak so frankly, especially about other women. “This woman had the most amazing breasts and legs for days. The things I could do with a woman...well, never mind. Anyway, she ducks into a dressing room. It’s a small dress shop so there are just curtains. I’m standing there watching...,” she continued but Nate interrupted.
     
    “She’s not just watching. Her tongue is hanging out and she’s panting like a dog,” he joked, or so I thought.
     
    “That’s not far off. I can see almost up to her knees. She kicks off her heels and then peels her stockings down her legs. Stockings? Who wears stockings? She’s trying on a dress but she’s doing this slow striptease. So, next the garter belt comes off and then her panties. Nate’s standing off to the side watching this whole thing. I look over at him and he just smiles,” Penny continues.
     
    I leaned forward, eager to hear the end of this tale but Hunter rolled his eyes and sighed. “Does this bother you?” I asked him.
     
    “Look, it’s a great story but imagine your mom telling it,” he replied. I considered that. He had a point.