than flies.
As quickly as they had all come out of the hole, they returned into it, like the smoke sucking back into Aladdinâs lamp. I waited a few minutes for them to settle down, then picked up a brick.
âIf their radar is so good,â I said to BoBo II, âthen they can dodge rocks in their sleep.â I dropped the brick down into the hole. Nothing happened. I chucked a few more pieces of brick into the hole.
A single bat came out of the well and dove at my head. It startled me and I yelled and tripped backward over BoBo II. My feet went up over my head and the bat zoomed in on my sneaker and bit it on the rubber tip. I
didnât know what bat teeth looked like, but they went through my tennis shoe and missed my toe. If itâs a vampire bat, I thought, Iâm a quarter-inch from being turned into a vampire and living with Dracula for the rest of time. I had seen the movie.
I pumped my foot up and down, but I couldnât shake it off. I threw a rock up at it, but missed and hit my ankle. I picked up another rock and whipped it at the bat. I missed, but I heard the sound of breaking glass. Oh crap! I thought. What had I hit?
But I still had the bat to deal with. I used the toe of my good shoe to wedge the heel off my bat shoe. It fell to the ground, but the bat hung on. I jumped up and hobbled off to find what I broke.
It couldnât have been worse. It was Dadâs office window. â Ay, chihuahua,â I moaned. âNow Iâve done it.â
This was the second time Iâd broken Dadâs office window. The first time, I hit it with a tennis ball. I was playing by myself against the garage door when I smacked the ball right through the pane. It was an accident.
Dad gave me a warning which basically went: âIf it happens again, Iâm going to use my belt.â He meant business.
I wanted to run but knew hiding would just make it worse. As Dad would say, âTake your punishment like a man.â He was right. I couldnât act like a boy forever. I was already thirteen. I squatted down and picked up all the glass shards. When I was little, I always called broken glass âghostâs teeth.â That seemed like a thousand years ago. This was just broken glass, plain and simple
After I cleaned up, I wrote a note and taped it on his office door. I didnât tell him about the bat. One thing at a
time, I cautioned myself. Then I returned to my room to wait. Maybe he would just come in and tell me one of his lesson stories. I flipped through the section of my diary where I wrote them down. There wasnât one for my particular problem.
âOnce upon a time,â I wrote, âthere was a son who didnât listen to his father. He repeatedly screwed up. But the father was patient. And eventually the son figured out how not to get into trouble every day of the week. Eventually he thanked his father for his patience.â
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But that evening, when he opened my bedroom door, his belt was already off. I didnât even get a chance to explain my side of the story.
âYou know the rules,â he said.
âIt was an accident,â I replied, lowering my eyes.
âThere is no such thing as an accident,â he said, quoting himself. âThere is right and there is wrong. There is thoughtful thinking and thoughtless thinking. Your thinking today was thoughtless and what you did was wrong. That is not an accident.â
I felt trapped by his thinking. âIt was an accident,â I said weakly. âDonât you get it?â
âChildren have accidents. Men make choices. Just do as youâre told,â he replied impatiently.
I put my hands out and leaned against the wall. He reached into my back pocket, removed my wallet, and flicked it onto the bed. Then he reared back and gave me five cracks in a row.
When he finished he slid the belt through the loops of his pants. It looked like a snake curling around his