difficult to find.â
âPlease lead us there,â said Weena.
âI donât see the Whipped Vic as your kind of scene,â said Chang, not liking Weenaâs looks.
âI, uh, lost something at that house,â I said. âI need to get it back.â
âWhatâs with you, Jim?â asked Chang. âIs your woman friend a cop?â
âIâm a fallen woman,â said Weena in a low, throaty tone. âA vamp. Just ask Jim.â
Chang gave me a worried look. âYouâre this hard up, man?â
âItâs all very freaky,â I told him, unable to keep holding everything back. âWeena hereâsheâs the mummy that Skeeves is always fucking.â
âNo doubt!â said Chang, breaking into wild laughter. He totally didnât believe me. âSame old Jim. What the hell, Iâll bring you guys to the Whipped Vic party, sure. It might piss off Header. But thatâll make me glad.â
âI appreciate this,â I said.
âBro!â said Chang. âRemember the time you took me to that Wiggler Labs picnic and you fed them all that gnarly eel?â
âWell, I already knew they were going to fire me,â I said, a little embarrassed.
âYou were so frikkinâ ripped,â mused Chang. âIt was beautiful. And then you started hassling me for more pot in front of everyone.â
âIâve matured,â I said.
âMe too,â said Chang. âIt sucks.â
A wail from the water distracted him. His woman student had lost control of her board, which was bobbing to shore.
âI gotta do my thing,â continued Chang. âMeet me at the Perg coffee shop around seven-thirty, and weâll catch the Whipped Vic crew there. They always hit the Perg after they ride. Ginnieâs a serious coffee hound.â
âShould I bring a salmon for the party?â
âNah, donât bother, of course not. Bring a bottle of tequila. Thatâll help with Header. Heâll be trippinâ about me hooking him up with Jim andâ the mummy !â
8: The Boardwalk
S o that left Weena and me with a long afternoon to kill. Going back to my house didnât seem like a good idea, what with the excitement about the sea lions, and with Diane Simly wanting to evict us.
âWhat are those immense machines?â asked Weena, pointing at the bright structures of Boardwalk. âIs it a, a fish-cannery?â
âOh, come on, Weena,â I said. âItâs an amusement park.â She looked doubtful. âIâll tell you what,â I continued. âIâll take you on some rides.â
âAmusement park,â echoed Weena, thinking this through. âOf course. I rode on a Ferris wheel as a girl. And Iâve frequented Funger Gardens in Flimsy. But this oneâso very many machines.â Another pause. âHow clanking and inhumane our Earth has become.â
âYou say thereâs an amusement park in Flimsy too?â I asked, wanting to lighten things up. We were headed along the oceanfront, Droog still on his leash. I still didnât really understand what or where Flimsy wasâor why Weena seemed so unfamiliar with the modern world.
âBut in Flimsy thereâs no machines at all,â she said. âNo bustling assemblages of clamps and screws and wires and paint and rust. We use zickzack and kessence instead. Have I told you this?â
âYouâve hardly told me anything, Weena. What are kessence and zickzack?â
âKessence is like aether. A subtle substance, a higher energy. Zickzack is more complicated. The jivas construct things from it. Zickzack is akin toâto hyperdimensional origami. Zickzack is a piece of space thatâs been folded or stretched or glued.â Her hands moved rapidly, molding a shape in the air. âFor exampleâtake a slab of space and attach the inside to the outside in a certain way. And then