John Lennon: The Life by Philip Norman Page B

sung by the “old groaner,” Bing Crosby. One Crosby song included a play on words that instantly stuck to the flypaper of his mind: “Please…lend your little ears to my pleas…Please hold me tight in your arms…”
    During John’s visits, Julia was always the bright, carefree, fun-loving person he looked on more as an elder sister than a mother. But after he had gone, her daughter Julia remembers, she would sit down in the suddenly quiet living room, open up the gramophone, and put on the record that, for obvious reasons, was her favorite oneof all: “My Son John,” by the British tenor David Whitfield. During the climactic closing verse, with its eerily accurate prophecies—“My son John…who will fly someday…have a wife someday…and a son someday…” her eyes would fill with tears, as though, somehow or other, she guessed she would never see it.

SHORTSIGHTED JOHN WIMPLE LENNON
     
    I thought, “I’m a genius or I’m mad. Which is it?”
     
    T hese were days when the Eleven Plus examination regulated every British child’s progress through the state educational system like traffic lights, sending the brightest to grammar schools and the less bright to either secondary modern or technical schools. Throughout John’s latter years at Dovedale Primary, as he would recall, the idea had been ceaselessly drummed into him that “if you don’t pass the Eleven Plus you’re finished in life…So that was the only exam I ever passed, because I was terrified.”
    For boys who brought such distinction on themselves and their families, the traditional reward was a brand-new bicycle. Uncle George, in no doubt that John would sail through, had picked out a bike for him long before the joyous news reached Mendips. It was an emerald green Raleigh Lenton—almost his own surname—fittedwith luxurious extras like a Sturmey-Archer three-speed gear, a dynamo-operated front lamp, and a matching green leather saddlebag. True to the spirit of their extended family, John’s cousin Liela could not be allowed to feel left out, so Mimi and George bought her a new bicycle at the same time.
    John’s achievement gave him the pick of several excellent grammar schools in central and suburban Liverpool. Mimi’s choice was Quarry Bank High School on Harthill Road, an easy bicycle ride from Mendips via the path across Calderstones Park. He started there at the beginning of the 1952 autumn term, shortly before his twelfth birthday.
    Quarry Bank’s designation as a “high school” implied no affinity with the mixed-gender informality of American high schools but rather was a subtle hint of elevation above other boys’ grammar schools in the vicinity. Founded in 1922, it took its name from the local sandstone quarries that had begotten so many major Liverpool buildings, including the Anglican cathedral. The school itself was housed in an ornately neo-Gothic sandstone mansion, built in 1867 by a wealthy merchant named John Bland. Although part of the state system, and charging no fees, it modeled itself on a high-echelon school like Harrow or Winchester, with black-gowned masters, a house system, and a general air of tradition and antiquity.
    Tuition might be gratis, but each pupil’s family was expected to supply the compulsory uniform of black blazer and cap and black-and-gold striped tie. The blazer was an especially natty affair, with its breast-pocket badge of a gold stag’s head above the Latin motto Ex Hoc Metallo Virtutem —“from this rough metal [comes forth] manhood.” The cuffs were decorated like those of a junior naval officer, with a raised black stripe surmounted by a ring of gold stags’ heads. The blazers were costly enough when bought from the school’s official outfitter, Wareings in Smithdown Road. Mimi, however, preferred to have John’s made to measure by his Uncle George’s tailor for the whopping sum of £12 apiece, nearly as much as George had paid for the new bike. No real parents could have