satisfying grumpiness, no longer needing to give a hand-job to political egos to get what he wanted. Zammett was familiar territory. Only the faces changed.
âWeâd like to understand the wessâharâthe Eqbasâbetter, Mr. Michallat, and youâre about the only neutral person I can reach who knows them well.â
Thereâs Shan, and Ade, and the Royal Marines. But maybe you donât know where they are now, and youâre trawling.
âI suppose I do,â said Eddie. The five-second delay on the relay was a blessing sometimes, a little shakedown time. âWhat do you want to know that I didnât cover in nearly six hundred hours of features and doccos over the last twenty-seven years? I wouldnât have thought there was anything left not to know about. Even their sex lives and recipes.â
Zammett had an extraordinary ability to sit completely still while waiting to speak. He was bred for live video. âWe got off to a bad start with them, alas. They violated our Antarctic airspace, one of our air force observers got too close, and there were shots fired. The pilot ejected safely, though. We could still talk calmly with them at the moment.â
Eddie shrugged. âIf the Eqbas had opened fire, the pilot wouldnât have been able to bang out, except as vapor. If he saw a big flash, thatâs part of their mechanism for fending off collisions.â
There was a longer silence than Eddie expected. âUnfortunately, one of our warships launched a missile.â
âWell, is your office still in one piece? That means they werenât too upset, because Iâve seen them wipe out a whole city for that. And they donât have a concept of airspace and national boundaries.â
âThe missile certainly seemed to make no impression on their shipâ¦â
âMr. Zammett, have you actually seen any of my programs? The civil war on Umeh?â
âNot all of them.â
âWell, get your secretary to dig up the BBChan archives and just watch the lot. Thatâll tell you all you need to know about their military capacity. Capacity, as in you donât stand a chance . They were spacefaring when we were living in caves. You know what they sayâresistance is futile. Clichés are clichés for a good reason.â
âItâs hard,â said Zammett, âto know that, and yet still be unwilling to be downsized like Umeh was without at least putting up a fight.â
Heâd absorbed that much, then. So what was he after? There was information, and there was special pleading. He didnât need military intelligence. The words hundreds of thousands of years ahead of us should have told him everything.
âWhat do you want from me?â Eddie decided to play for time. âMy wife isnât keen on me getting involved with Earth matters these days, so Iâd have to square it with her, but just tell me straight what you want.â
âJust advice from time to time on who we should be talking to. Cultural advice. That kind of thing.â
Right. If heâd seen the programs, then he would have known that he could just ask a wessâhar anything at all and get a completely open answer. They didnât need diplomacy and good contacts.
âOkay,â said Eddie, seizing a bargaining chip for the future. âFor whatever good itâll do.â
âYouâre a European citizen, Mr. Michallat. I donât think you want to see the English regions destroyed, however welcome the wessâhar have made you.â
Zammett was right, but the Eqbas would do whatever made sense environmentally, and singing âJerusalemâ to them wouldnât bring a tear to their eye and make them spare England. It wasnât even a green and pleasant land any longer. It was a cluster of storm-whipped islands, and far smaller than theyâd been when he left Earth. âAnything else?â
âLong shot,
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