where do you even come up with this stuff? Look, hereâs another photo of Dawnelle from earlier that day, working at the charity project. Sheâs helping install a sink.â
He scrolled to another image where the beautiful heiress, clad in cute jeans and boots for her Habitat volunteering time, was helping Bubba tighten bolts underneath a bathroom vanity (at least, I think thatâs what they were doing, since I donât know a lot about sinks). Dawnelle looked really good from the side angle, too, given her tight jeans and aforementioned generously apportioned chest. She also upheld the theory that girls look good in tool belts.
Dawnelle appeared to be truly enjoying helping out with the project, too, smiling happily as she worked. âIt says on this Indianapolis Style website that Dawnelle personally funded all the bathrooms and kitchens for the project and wrote a check for eighteen thousand dollars,â Joe told me grimly.
We looked at each other, and I knew we were both thinking the same thing. Hollyâs a truly generous person. Sheâll write a check for any good cause, and frequently does. But thereâs no way sheâs ever going to get anywhere near a plumbing project. Hopefully Howard wasnât falling for the do-Âgooding Dawnelle.
G ERDA CALLED H OLLYâS phone at six that night, announcing sheâd printed a pile of e-Âmails two inches thick, and that we needed to read them ASAP.
âWhere are you, Gerda?â Holly asked her.
âAt Barclayâs, and I canât get out of house tonight,â Gerda said in the manner of a grounded teenager. âBarclay gained seven pounds this week, and weâre doing extra workouts tonight. Tomorrow morning, I can sneak out. Barclay has car serÂvice taking him to Miami for meeting at nine a.m.â
Since it turned out Gerda and Barclay were staying on Seagrape Lane just a few houses down from Adelia, we agreed to meet at Adeliaâs the next morning at nine-Âfifteen.
Forty-Âfive minutes later, while I was working on my hair with a flatiron and some de-Âfrizzing spray, Holly came to the guesthouse, trailed by Sophie.
âYa know what, Iâm gettinâ tired of Vicino every night,â Sophie told us. âLetâs stop at Tiki Joeâs on the way over to dinner.â
I had to laugh as I thought of anyone being tired of Vicino, where each dish was more delicious than the next and waiters were always bringing things like chilled Pellegrino, fresh bottles of pinot noir, and grilled scallops to the table. âSophie, you co-Âown the place,â I told her. âYou canât be tired of it.â
âI mean, I love Channing and all,â Sophie shrugged. âBut Iâve been there twenty-Âthree nights in a row! Plus, I feel awful that my ex might be the one trying to kill Holly, and I want to take her out for a drink to apologize.â
âItâs not your fault that Barclayâs probably trying to flatten me like a veal paillard,â Holly told Sophie. âAnyway, Iâm totally up for Tiki Joeâs.â
âBy the way, Kristin, ya need to lose the Old Navy outfits,â Sophie told me helpfully, eyeing what Iâd thought was a cute sundress. She popped some gum into her mouth, a habit Joe banned when he was present but which Sophie snuck when she could. âOld Navy ainât gonna fly at Tiki Joeâs,â she informed me, chewing noisily on her Bubblicious.
Holly, who had already gone into the closet, emerged holding a white Milly mini dress with a pretty square neckline and a pair of Prada wedges, both still in the bags theyâd been toted home in from the Bal Harbour shopping center. âListen to Sophie!â Holly told me.
âI feel weird wearing your clothes,â I protested to Holly. âI mean, the tags are still on these, and look how expensive they are!â
â I feel weird when you wear Old Navy to chic