were?â
Savannah sighed. âThe color of the mud. Itâs redder up there than anyplace else in the county. Right, Gran?â
âAbsolutely. I knew everâ time any of you kids went up to that den of iniquity to fornicateâor to come too dadgum close.â
Savannah gave her grandmother an affectionate smile. âAnd only somebody who had visited that âden of iniquityâ would know such a thing. Right, Gran?â
Granny sniffed. âIâve heard tale. Or maybe Iâve been up there once or twice in my time. But only with my husband, so . . .â
Nudging Savannah in the ribs with his elbow, Dirk said, âI can see now where you get your detecting skills.â
Savannah nodded. âLetâs just say, it wasnât a particularly windy day when that apple fell off the tree.â
âThe only question I have is,â Gran continued, âwhy are you, Miss Savannah, so much worse off than your husband? He ainât the kinda man whoâd have his wife get out and push a car thatâs mired in the mud. Hmmm.â
Savannah sighed. âGran, just once in a while, donât you reckon some things could remain a mystery?â
âThose are the words of a person with secrets to hide, so Iâd say that whatever occurred, you, girl, were the culprit.â Gran turned to Dirk. âIf you would please, grandson, carry your wife into the bathroom yonder and hose her off in the shower.â
Dirk gulped. âCarry her?â
âMost certainly. I sure donât want those muddy feet of hers on my clean floor.â
Savannah grinned at him. âYou carried me over the threshold on our honeymoon night.â
âBut that was one step.â
Her grin started to fade. âAre you suggesting, big boy, that Iâm a mite too heavy for you to hoist?â
âWhy no. Not being a completely stupid man, I wouldnât dream of suggesting such a thing.â
With only a slight groan, he scooped her into his arms and headed toward the bathroom. There was a brief moment of high drama when he tried to maneuver them both through the narrow doorway leading into the bath, but in the end, no romance novel hero had ever done it better.
As they disappeared into the bathroom, he added, âLetâs just say, when I married you, babe, I got my moneyâs worth.â
Chapter 6
D uring her career as a law-enforcement officer, Savannah had been required to perform the sad task of informing the next of kin when their loved ones had passed. It had been her least favorite part of being a cop.
In the performance of that depressing duty, she had seen a wide range of reactions, from stoic bravery to numbing shock and uncontrolled hysteria.
But never in all her years had she witnessed the complete breakdown and devastation of a human being who had received bad newsâuntil she told Marietta that her sexy, strapping sandals were a goner.
âNo! No! It canât be true! Oh, Gaawwd! Tell me it ainât true!â Marietta shrieked, collapsing across Grannyâs sofa. Dramatically sprawled, legs apart, turquoise leopard-print knickers exposed, she pressed the back of her right hand to her forehead, while clutching the arm of the sofa with her left. âI canât believe it! I just canât believe it!â
Although Savannah had asked Dirk to be present when she broke the news to Marietta, she didnât blame him for jumping up from Granâs chair and hightailing it out the front door at the first sign of her sisterâs indecent exposure. Almost everyone who knew Marietta Reid was far more acquainted with her lingerie collection than they chose to be.
When someone misbehaved in that neck of the woods, it was commonly remarked that so-and-so had âshown their hind end.â For some reason, Marietta took that phrase quite literally. Though usually only in the presence of males she found attractive.
âWhatâs all the