coastal villages all over the known world.
But what was it doing at our Midsummer Games? All around me, people were asking each other the very same question, and nobody seemed to have the answer.
âExcuse me one moment,â I said to the Widow Brownhilde.
And then I ran.
CHAPTER TWO
Champion of the Waves
T here are pillaging-and-burning Vikings, and there are trading-and-fishing-and-farming Vikings. My family are the second kind, though most of my big brothers arenât completely happy about it. Even Karl, my nicest brother â well, he hasnât said anything, but Iâve watched how his eyes light up when the travelling bards come and recite the sagas, stories of adventure on the high seas, glorious battles and daring raids, and I know just how he feels.
My father says, âSagas about death and destruction are all fine and good, but you canât trade with somebody if youâve just slaughtered them.â
You have to admit, he has a point.
But if my father is a trading-fishing-farming Viking, you only had to take one look at that longship to know that the people sailing in it
werenât
.
By the time Iâd fetched my father back to the beach, the strangers were already dragging their ship up the shingle. Every last one of them had muscles trying to explode out of their skin and exotic scars and enough beard hair between them to blanket a mountain. But they were titchy compared to their leader.
He
was gigantic, and he strode up our beach as if he owned it. He towered over even my father. He was wearing rich clothes and a fur cloak â even though it was the middle of the summer â and he had the most magnificent ash blond beard I have ever seen. (I could see he thought it was pretty magnificent too, because he kept stroking it as if it were a cat.)
âWelcome to Frondfell,â said my father. âAnd welcome to the Midsummer Games.â Thereâs no one on earth my father canât deal with (other than the Widow of course and, well, my granny) so I think it must have been the race to the beach that made his voice sound a little odd just then.
âMidsummer Games! Excellent!â the stranger bellowed. âExactly what I need.â
And then he just stood there, looking majestic and stroking his beard, surrounded by a sea of whispering, fidgeting folk, all in their festival finery, all bright-eyed and keyed-up.
âWho
is
he?â I hissed to my brother Karl.
âThatâs Harald Blogfeld!â Karl whispered back in a voice of deep awe.
âWho?â
âYou donât know who Harald Blogfeld is?â Karl turned and stared down at me in amazement. âThe Champion of the Waves? The Scourge of the Seas? The Vikingâs Viking? I heard heâs the most successful raider thereâs ever been. I heard he attacks more villages in a season than anybody else!â
âI
heard heâs a nutter,â said Thorhalla (my troll-sister), as she pushed by with a mead jug and a drinking horn, knocking me over as she went with a sly elbow.
âShhh!â hissed Karl, horrified in case someone might have overheard what sheâd said, but Thorhalla just tossed her braids at him. She went right up to the great man as if he were just another guest in a busy hostessâs day, and poured him a welcoming drink. She didnât tremble or curtsey or anything. Sheâs pretty hard-boiled, Thorhalla. Maybe itâs the troll in her. Maybe if
I
had some troll blood in me, Iâd be utterly fearless too. Of course, Iâd also be utterly obnoxious, and champions are
never
obnoxious. Still, it would come in handy, not being scared of anything⦠they would call me Leif the Unafraid⦠Leif the â
âLeif! Stop muttering! Harald Blogfeld is about to speak!â Karl nudged me in the ribsso hard I fell over (again). He didnât meananything by it, though â heâs just really,really strong. And he helped me up
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