look a bit dead with the grey mask on. ââ and I am going to pick you out something to wear!â
Hmm.
âErmâ¦â
âItâs OK!â Mum exclaimed. âIâll fix it, youâll see! Youâll look hip!â
Oh dear. I was a little bit worried, but she practically ushered me into the bathroom and shut the door on my stuttering face. So I just gave up, got in the bath and listened to my iPod.
You make me feel seasick
Because youâre so unpredictable
One day youâre on my side
But the next youâve swam out with the first tide
With all of my pride and confidence.
I just canât keep up the pretence
That you and me are meant to be
Because:
Youâre just the thorn
In my side.
I got out of the bath feeling good, and took my iPod back to my room, which was tidy (wahey!) with some clothes on my bed.
I walked up and found my new tight jeans, all washed and ironed so they would make my bum look good (RESULT!) and a T-shirt.
It was black, with frayed short sleeves and front ripped diagonally across the top of the chest. It was really hot. I picked it up, but something was weird on the back. I turned it over and saw that the back was sliced horizontally four times, so that it would hang off my back a bit.
It was really, really, really hot.
I dried my hair double-time, curled it and then pulled on my jeans. I looked at the top on my bed. Where on earth had Mum got it from?! I made a mental note to tell her that she was my favourite mummy and that I would love her for ever for this amazing act of ⦠amazingness! I pulled it over my head and admired myself in the mirror. Oh my God, I looked awesome! I was going to kill at the gig.
I was really tempted to take a picture and send it to Jonah, but Wes rang.
âHey babe, guess what? Iâm wearing the best shirt ever!â I exclaimed, still admiring myself in the mirror. âItâs soo awesome!â
âErm, good for youâ¦?â he replied. Huh, boys! They donât get excited like girls do. Iâd have to ring Jessi later and tell her, sheâd get excited. âLook, I was ringing because weâve got a slight situation with The Plan.â
The Plan was that Wes, Emily and I would all meet outside The Venue at seven-fifteen. Well, thatâs what Emily thought the plan was. The more detailed plan was that Wes would text Emily and ask her to walk with him, then stop by Emilyâs at seven, so that they could spend a bit of impromptu time alone. Genius!
âWhy, whatâs up? Is Emily not walking with you?â
âYeah, she is,â he said quickly. âThat part of the plan is going OK. She said we could walk together, so weâll be seeing you there.â
âOh, thatâs good!â I exclaimed, but then panicked. âSo whatâs wrong? Is Margo not getting her in any more?â
âNo, she is,â he murmured, a bite to his tone. âMargo disappeared a while ago. Sheâs probably gone to make some kids cry somewhere,â he muttered darkly. âThe problem is that before she went, she told The Mother that I âhave a dateâ with Emily. She just loves to stir that pot; she knew it would wind me up â she knows I hate Mum knowing my business. Anyway, The Mother apparently found out that Emily was the newest money in town, and was so happy that I seemed to be taking a interest in someone âright for meâ that she said ââ Wes put on his best âMummyâ accent. ââ âDear, you simply must bring her home, Iâd love to meet her, she sounds just darling!ââ
âOhmigod!â
Disaster!
âBut your mum ⦠sheâs ⦠sheâsâ¦â What was the best way I could put this? âSheâs scary!â I blurted out. âAnd a little bit crazy! She canât meet her, she actually canât, sheâll scare her off and then the entire plan will fall to