interested in hearing my side of it or should we just start seeing how many years theyâll give me if I save them the money of doing justice and simply plead guilty?â
âGreg, Iâm sorry, but I have to tell you that Iâve already heard enough of your side of it to know youâre in quicksand up to your neck. Your message said that the dead guy told people he stole secret files for you, he got a large sum of money from your bank account, that evidence of your dealings with him has been destroyed.â
âItâs all bullshit. The only contact I had with the guy was some calls that were broadcast nationally. And that crazy call last night.â
âAll of which are missing along with any other possible phone or e-mail contact with him.â
âLizââ
âPlease, Iâm not accusing you, Iâm just stating the obvious. This is one of those cases where thereâs so much evidence on the table youâre going to have to prove yourself innocent rather than hope the prosecution canât prove its case. Even who you are is a strike against you. My friend says youâre felony ugly.â
âWhat the fuck is that?â
âSorry. I didnât mean to drop that on you. Itâs a prosecutorâs expression for people whose appearance fits the crime. If you look like a guy who would rob a liquor store and youâre charged with robbing a liquor store, the jury will assume you rob liquor stores. Youâre an antiestablishmentââ
âTalk show host who would plot with a whacked-out hacker to steal secret files from the government and expose them to the world. Did your U.S. Attorney friend also tell you what the penalty is for stealing top-secret stuff?â
She hesitated. âYou need to talk to a criminal defense attorney.â
âWhat did she tell you?â
âTreason is punishable by death but can be plea bargained down to as little as five years in prison.â
âHey, thatâs great. I could broadcast from death row.â
âYou canât do that.â
He took a deep breath and tried pushing his pounding heart back down his throat. âI was joking, Liz, joking. This is insane.â
âIâm sorry, Greg. Youâve always been terrific to deal with. Some celebrities are a pain in the ass but you never talk down to anyone. Your staff loves you, theyâre all for you at the network.â
âButâitâs business.â
âYes, itâs business. The network has to, uh, stay neutral until the matter is decided in the courts.â
âNeutral. Meaning stay the hell away from me. I donât blame them. I feel like Iâm trapped in a Kafkaesque story. I woke up this morning felony ugly. Iâm in a nightmare.â
She hesitated again. âThereâs one more thing. Youâre, uh, suspended until things clear up. Iâm sorry.â
âIâm sorry, too. I need an attorney who handles this type of thing. Know anyone?â
âI donât know him personally, but Iâve heard Carl Nevers speak at state bar events. He handled the Tom and Maddie case.â
Tom and Maddie were a shock-jock team who relied on outrageous stunts to keep an audience. They were busted for paying a hospital employee for information about celebrity medical records with an emphasis on treatment that had anything to do with sex.
Greg said, âThey each got three years in jail. Barred from broadcasting for life. Bankrupt. Probably suicidal.â
âProbably a win-win for them. The prosecution had a strong case.â
âThe testimony of a hospital clerk with a heroin habit on fire is a strong case?â
âSound familiar? Only in your case you wonât even be able to get the addict on the witness stand to cross-examine him because he jumped out of a window. Ask yourself this. How do you rebut the word of a dead man who had a receipt for money from you in his