beyond the stars, a mission about which as of yet I knew nothing.
Such a place is a world between: part meadow for mind, part gymnasium for flesh, and part theological seminary, reaching ever skyward in its thoughts. For does space not have the look of a vast cathedral?
So I walked among shifting shadows and entered the reception foyer of the schoolâs dormitory. I registered by pressing my hand to an identity panel, which read my sweaty prints like some modern witch of palmistry, and instantaneously chose my roommate for my coming mission.
There was a buzz, a hum, a bell, and a voiceâfemale, sibilant, mechanicalâcame from somewhere above: âIshmael Hunnicut Jones; twenty-nine years; height, five-foot-ten; eyes, blue; hair, brown; bone frame, light. Please attend: floor one, room nine. Cubicle roommate, Quell.â
And I repeated, âQuell.â
âQuell?â another voice cried behind me. âMy God, thatâs terrible.â
Yet another voice added, âGod help you, Mr. Jones.â
I turned to find three astronauts of varying sizes and demeanors, all some years older than me, facing me, holding drinks. One was held out to me.
âTake this, Ishmael Jones,â said the first man, who was tall and thin. âYouâll need it if youâre going upstairs to meet that monster,â he said. âDrink up.â
âBut first,â said the second, holding out his hand to stay my arm, âhow do you fly, shallow or deep?â
âWhy, deep, I think,â I said. âDeep space.â
âBy the timid mile or the great light-year?â
âLight-year, yes,â I thought, then said.
âYou may drink with us, then.â
The third man, who had been silent to this point, spoke up. âIâm John Redleigh. This fellow here,â with a nod toward the tall man, âis Sam Small. And he,â indicating the remaining man, âis Jim Downs.â
And so we drank. Small declared, âWe give you permission to share our space, and also with Godâs permission. Do you go to unravel a cometâs tail?â
âI think I do.â
âHave you searched for comets before?â
âNowâs my time.â
âWell said. Look there.â
The three men turned and nodded toward a vast video screen across the reception hall. As if aware of our regard, it pulsed to life, and displayed an immense photo of a blinding white comet pulling planets in its wake.
âThe lovely destroyer of the universe,â said Small. âThe eater of the sun.â
âCan comets do that?â I asked.
âThat, and more. Especially that one.â
Downs said, âWhy, if God should manifest here, Heâd come as a comet. Are you one for jumping down the throat of such a holy presence, boy, and dancing in its bright guts?â
âI am,â I said, reluctantly, âif it should be absolutely inescapable.â
âThen letâs drink to him, aye, men? Letâs drink to young Ishmael Hunnicut Jones.â
At which moment I heard a faint electronic buzz, a pulse, at some distance. I listened, and the buzz grew louder with each pulse, as if it was coming nearer.
âThat,â I said. âWhatâs that?â
âThat?â said Redleigh. âThat sound like a scourge of locusts in flight?â
I nodded.
âA scourge of locusts?â said Small. âThatâs a fine way to refer to our captain.â
âCaptain?â I said. âWho is he?â
Redleigh said, âLet it be for now, Mr. Jones. Youâd best get to your room and meet up with Quell. My God, yes, go meet Quell.â
âFrom beyond the great Andromeda Nebula, he is,â Downs said, in a confidential tone. âTall, huge, immense, and â¦â
âA spider,â the first mate interjected.
âYes, yes,â Downs continued. âA vast, tall, giant green spider.â
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