One Hundred Names by Cecelia Ahern Page A

manipulating the situation. To her right was the common room, busy with visitors, and on-going chess games. A middle-aged woman with dreadlocks was in the centre of the floor forcing three old men, one using a walking frame, another wearing hearing aids in both ears, to play Simon Says.
    ‘No, Wally!’ she screeched with laughter. ‘I didn’t say “Simon Says”!’
    The old man with the hearing aids looked confused.
    ‘You have to sit down now, you’re out of the game. You’re out of the game!’ she shouted even louder.
    She abandoned the two remaining men standing with their hands on their heads and came to the common room door. ‘Molly,’ she called, looking Kitty up and down as though surveying the competition, ‘where is Birdie?’
    ‘She’s having a lie-down,’ a young nurse with blue hair and blue nail varnish responded in a bored tone, without looking up from a chart.
    ‘Should I go to her room?’ dreadlocked woman asked. ‘I’ve brought my angel cards I was telling her about.’
    Molly looked at Kitty and lifted an eyebrow as if to say, ‘No wonder she’s lying down.’
    Dreadlocked woman looked slighted at that, like a little girl who’d lost her playmate.
    Molly sighed. ‘Let me go check on her and I’ll see if she wants to come to the common room.’
    While waiting, dreadlocked woman turned round and spoke loudly to an old man near her. ‘Seth, would you like to hear a poem I wrote this week?’ Seth looked a little weary as she sat down anyway before he’d answered and began reciting her poem like a six-year-old at elocution lessons.
    Kitty watched Molly wander down the hall, pause outside a bathroom, lean against the door where she studied her nails. Kitty smiled to herself. After the count of ten seconds Molly returned and called to the dreadlocked woman, ‘She’s having a nap.’
    ‘Seth needs new batteries,’ the nurse dealing with Kitty said to Molly when she returned to the desk.
    Molly glanced up at dreadlocked woman reciting her poem. ‘Why don’t we leave him battery free for a few minutes?’ Kitty liked Molly’s style.
    ‘I’m sorry, what did you say your name is again?’ the plump stern-faced nurse finally looked up from the book.
    ‘Kath—’ she stalled, realising she couldn’t bring herself to say her usual professional name. ‘Kitty Logan,’ she finally said.
    ‘And you’ve made an appointment to visit Bridget?’
    ‘Actually, no, I haven’t. I just thought I’d call by,’ she said as sweetly as she could. Though how anybody could just drop by this place was anybody’s guess. A missile couldn’t be programmed to target this place.
    ‘We only allow visits by appointment,’ the nurse said firmly, snapping the visitors’ book closed without a smile, and Kitty knew immediately this one would be tricky.
    ‘But I’m here now, and I’ve come all this way. Could you tell her that I’m here and ask if she’d like to see me? You can tell her that Agnes said I’m all right,’ she smiled.
    ‘That’s against our policy, I’m afraid. You’ll have to come back if Brenda wishes—’
    ‘Bridget. I’m here to see Bridget Murphy,’ Kitty said, her temper rising. She had had no luck with making contact with anyone on the list so far, time was running out, so was her patience, and she had no intention of leaving the building without seeing Bridget or at least without smacking somebody in the face, she didn’t care who, but preferably the battle-axe in front of her.
    ‘Well, now …’ the nurse put her hands on her rotund hips and looked as if she was about to give Kitty a good spanking.
    ‘Bernadette,’ the blue-haired nurse interrupted, ‘I’ll deal with this. Why don’t you go see to Seth, he much prefers you.’
    Bernadette looked at her, annoyed she’d interrupted her telling-off, then backed down, gave Kitty a final snarl and went to Seth’s aid.
    ‘Follow me,’ Molly said, and she turned and headed into the extension to the