plenty of pain meds, and theyâll probably give her a sedative hypnotic, too, for the anxiety. Thatâs pretty common. But there didnât appear to be any injuries to internal organs, no head trauma. The paramedics reported that she was verbally unresponsive, but apparently she was just stunned.â
Ted stuffed his hands into the pockets of his lab coat and stared at the wall above me.
âWhat?â I said.
âThe police officer told me the accident was Lizâs fault, that she ran a stop sign.â
I tried to nod and frowned as my chin collided with the overgrown collar.
âYou donât have to answer this if youâre not comfortable,â Ted said, âbut did she seem upset when she got in the car? I mean, upset enough to be driving erratically?â
âYou mean upset over your conversation about the rubella test?â
âYou heard.â
âYes. And, no, she didnât seem upset over
that
. I was more upset than she was because she
wasnât
upset. I am making no sense.â
âYouâre making perfect sense. I had the same reaction.â
He stared at the wall again, freckles folding around his eyes and mouth. âDo you mind if I speak frankly?â he said. âIf youâre not comfortable, I wonâtââ
âSay it already!â I said. âJust tell me what the
heck
is wrong with my mother.â
He pressed his lips together. âYouâve obviously picked up on itâthe language aphasia, the slurred speech, the errors in judgment.â
âJust recently,â I said. âBut then, sheâs been avoiding me for the last six months. Youâre obviously way ahead of me.â
âThis whole thing with the pregnant patient and the rubella testâLiz knows that no diagnosis hinges on just one test. You use a constellation of findings. And this isnât the first time sheâs made that mistake in the last couple of months.â
âI gathered that.â
âAbout a month ago, apparently two patientsâ blood samples were switched in the lab. It happens once in about ten thousand lifetimes with the system we have, and that wasnât her faultâit was the techniciansâ. Anyway, the reports were given backward, and the doctor of the patient who received the positive result called Liz because the abnormal value didnât make sense with what he was seeing in the patient.â Ted shook his head. âLiz didnât even look into it. She just told him the tests didnât lieâthey were 99.9 percent accurate. She recommended the patientstart treatment immediately. She said nothing about it to the techs, who then routinely disposed of the samples. The doctor had the patient retested and then called
me
to tell me the follow-up test was negative, which means we now have another patient out there who thinks heâs disease-free because his results were negative. That shouldnât have happened, Jill. That and about a half-dozen other occurrences I could recount for you.â
I closed my eyes and tried to compartmentalize. I couldnât. I didnât have a compartment for craziness.
âOne of her friends thinks itâs depression,â I said.
âCould be. Depression presents itself in a number of different ways.â Ted arched an eyebrow at me. âYouâre not buying that.â
âI donât know. This is all soâ¦weird. I donât have a scientific name for it.â
âI donât either,â Ted said. âBut I think maybe somebody ought to find one.â
I could feel my eyes sharpening. âWhat are you saying?â
âWhy donât you see if you can talk her into submitting to a psychiatric evaluation while sheâs in here?â
âSure. And while Iâm at it, Iâll also shoot myself with a large assault weapon.â
Ted grinned. âI know she can be difficult.â
âNo, you havenât seen