permission to go?â
âYou shut up! Itâs none oâ yer business,â returned the angry servant. âI want my property. Have ya got it hid somewhere? You produce it mighty good anâ quick, or Iâll show ya where ta get off. Youâre nothinâ but a kid that nobody cares anything about anyways. Get outta my way!â And he lurched toward Rannie threateningly.
Rannie waited long enough to buck his head down and back, tossing his forelock out of his eyes, while his fingers, with one swift movement, gathered the silk tassels of his loud bathrobe and stuffed them into his pockets. Then he made a quick dive straight into the knees of the butler, toppled him neatly and unexpectedly onto the floor, and calmly sat down on his chest, pinioning the arms of the drunken man in a fierce young practiced grip that was like iron.
âWhatâs all this?â demanded Rannieâs father, suddenly appearing on the scene.
âTie âis feet up, Dad!â directed Rannie calmly, tossing his long locks out of his eyes. âHeâs half stewed. He ainât fit ta have round.â And then to his sister, who had only waited to turn off the gas under her cooking and flown back to the scene of action, âChris, you call up that policeman again and get him ta remove the debris so I can get dressed. Good night! This is some household, Iâll say! Dad, hanâ me that towel on the rack there in the bathroom. I gotta tie this suckerâs hands.â
Christobel cast one glance at the prostrate Hawkins and flew to the telephone.
âBut Rannie,â said the father as he lost no time in securing the towels, âwhatâs happened? Are you sureâ?â
âTie those feet first!â yelled Rannie. âTalk afterward.â
Mr. Kershaw stooped and tied a firm knot about the kicking feet, then straightened up, as Hawkins suddenly lifted up his voice and screamed, âHelp! Help! Murder!â
âHeâs half stewed, Dad,â said Rannie calmly from the breast of the struggling man. âCan that noise, Hawkins. You wonât get anywhere doing that! Dad, he pulled a gun on me. See! There it is over there in that corner. Doncha touch it, Dad. Ya might wanna get the fingerprints. Say, Dad, you certainly had one buncha crooks running the house!â
In amazement, the father stood over his young roughneck son and watched his strong young hands tie the knots firmly. His boisterous child could do something, it seemed, even if he was always in trouble in the school where he had spent his last four years.
âBut I donât understand!â said the father, bewildered. âDo you mean that he tried to shoot you?â
Then there arose a protest from the half-sobered butler, who looked anything but dignified, lying there in front of his bedroom door.
âNothing like that, Mr. Kershaw,â protested Hawkins. âI was just putting the gun in me other pocket. Itâs not loaded at all. Just look in it anâ see!â
âDoncha touch it, Dad. Waitâll the cop comes.â
Where did this young man get the worldly wisdom to be so cautious, the father wondered in passing. He had no idea how many mystery stories Rannie had absorbed within the covers of his algebra and Latin grammar during study hours. Rannie was well versed in all the techniques of crime, even if he couldnât pass in Latin and mathematics.
âItâs not necessary to send for the police, Mr. Kershaw,â proclaimed the prostrate butler now, in his most butlerish tones, trying to be convincing, with well-feigned dignity. âIf youâll just persuade this crazy kid ta let me up, Iâll open the gun meself anâ let ya see it. Itâs only an old gun I carry fer self-defense, sir, but I never carry nothing but the gun, sir. Itâs only a fake, sir.â
âLie still!â commanded the master of the house.
âIndeed, sir, yer only making