warm pan and holy water was sprinkled on it. The king took a shit
and his arse was wiped by his chamberlain. He glanced ironically at the duke while this
was going on, as if to say,
Yes, this is what kings do.
Henry Beaufort considered
putting his shirt back on, but it seemed that the king would go naked. He stood, massive
and pink from the steam, issuing orders to those testing his bed, emphatic in his
nakedness. His chest was broad and fleshy, only his legs were covered in tawny hair, and
his member was mercifully limp; though at one point he took hold of it and shook it at
one of his attendants.
All this time Henry Beaufort stood
uncertainly, holding his shirt in front of him in partial concealment. He was conscious
of his considerably smaller, leaner frame, but the king did not look at him. He saw to
it that there was drink for the night and that the scented herbs were swept away; he
said he would put out the last candle himself. Then he dismissed all his attendants and
got into the bed.
The door of the room closed.
âAre you going to sleep standing up?â he
enquired.
Henry Beaufort dropped his shirt and climbed
carefully, gingerly, between the sheets. He lay on his back, at a distance of about four
inches from the king. The king sat up and pushed the curtains around the bed back
fully.
âThatâs better,â he said. âAs a boy I could
never sleep if I felt closed in.â
Then he settled back down on his side,
facing the duke, and for a moment the duke feared that he might touch him.
âAre you comfortable?â the king said, and
the duke replied that he was perfectly comfortable.
He had never been less comfortable in his
life.
âI imagine that you never thought you would
be here, in my bed.â
The duke said that was certainly true. Then
the king said, âI suppose you never slept with your former king?â and the duke tensed in
case he was about to make some detrimental comment about the queen. But he only made an
amused sound, like a kind of grunt, and turned on to his back. Then he said, âWe could
have been friends, you and I.â
The duke said that he hoped
they were friends.
âI mean, from our earlier days. We could
have been like brothers. I feel as close to you as if you were my brother. Closer,
even.â
The duke said nothing.
âShall I tell you something?â the king said.
âA secret?â
The duke was instantly alert.
âSomething that no one else knows â not even
Hastings or the Earl of Warwick.â
The duke, sensing that he was expected to
reply, said that he thought the Earl of Warwick knew everything.
âThat is a rumour put about by Warwick,â
said the king. âNo one knows this. I have told no one. Apart from you.â
The duke shifted in the kingâs bed until
even in the darkness he could see the kingâs eyes glittering at him.
âThere is a lady.â
âAh.â
âNo,â said the king, starting to laugh.
âThis one is different. I mean, she is someone that I could love.â
The duke made a surprised sound.
âI think I love her. At least, I canât stop
thinking about her.â
The duke thought of all the women that the
king had slept with. âHow is she different?â
âShe will not sleep with me.â
âThat is different.â
âShe says that while she is not good enough
to marry me, she is too good to be my whore.â
âShe wants to
marry
you?â
âThere are difficulties.â
âIs she already married?â
âNo. Not now.â
âNot now?â
âShe was married. To Lord Grey of
Groby.â
Even in the darkness the king could sense
the dukeâs surprise.
âYes â her father and her husband and her
brother all foughtagainst me. Just like you. And I have forgiven them
all. Do you think me very