letâs face it, a third straight night of the cold shoulder because someone smiled the wrong way at the wrong spouse at the company picnic; pick your scenario, whatever it was it was going on under someoneâs roof other than David Glendowningâs. It looked like Waltonâs Mountain to me.
I got out one of my cards, wrote a name and telephone number on the back of it, and made room on the coffee table to set it down. âTry not to lose this under a bottle. He doesnât have a Viennese accent and he wonât make you lie on a couch. If he doesnât hang up when you tell him who recommended him, he may be the man for you.â I stood.
âThanks.â Itâs a simple word, but there are ten thousand ways to say it. This sounded like one of the right ways, but Iâd been there too long.
âI donât expect it to do a damn bit of good,â I said. âI think youâre a cracked block. A lost cause. But you can return the empty gesture by telling me what kind of car your wife drives.â
âGray ninety-six Chrysler LeBaron, Ohio license GBX -121. Itâs leaking fluid. Damned if I been able to find out from where. I donât suppose them shelters let them stand out in the street.â
âYou never know. Theyâre like any other place with too many secrets and not enough closet space.â I put away my notebook with Constanceâs LeBaron in it. âAnyway I know most of the shelters between Battle Creek and Cincinnati. They can use the practice throwing me down the front steps all over again.â
He lifted his bottle. Then he returned it to his knee. âI donât guess I could hire you to report back when you find her.â
âItâd be my license if I did, and if it wouldnât I still wouldnât do it. Your wifeâs a pretty woman, Glendowning. Iâve seen her picture. In the morgue sheâd be just another puffy face with broken bones under it. The next time you might raise more than a welt.â
âIâll call your guy,â he said after a moment. âYou think I wonât, but I will.â He started to raise the bottle again. He looked at it and his face turned the color it had turned when heâd been choking on an unexpected slug of water. He leaned forward, kicking the footrest back under the chair, and set the bottle down on the carpet with a thump.
I said, âYou can drop-kick it through the window if you like. It wonât stop you from buying another six-pack.â
âIâll call your guy.â He sounded petulant.
I knew a curtain line when I heard one, but I was too soft a slab of ham to let him have it. âWhen I see her Iâll tell her what went on here,â I said at the door. âWhat she does with it is her business.â
He screwed up his face to bawl again. I stepped outside and shut the door fast.
CHAPTER
NINE
On my way out of town I stopped at the same Total station for a fill and a telephone call. This time Rayellen Stutch took it. She sounded out of breath.
âI didnât think people who employed housekeepers had to run to catch the phone,â I said.
âI just got through pedaling around the city limits. Or donât rich people get to sweat in the world you live in?â
âIn the world I live in they donât stay long enough to work one up. I thought that bit about you being on your bicycle was just a clever euphemism.â
âNope. I figure if Leland could make a hundred and six on straight whiskey and T-bone steaks, I ought to have a shot at two hundred. Are you in Toledo?â
âWholly. But not for long. I just had a talk with your granddaughterâs husband.â
âSheâs Lelandâs granddaughter, not mine. Iâm not two hundred yet. You didnât see Constance?â
I backed up and brought her up to the post, beginning with Carla Witowski and finishing with Glendowning, editing for length;