you been?â asked Stella, opening the door to him. âI said four oâclock.â
âHaving lunch with Mrs. Kennedy,â said Jake.
âLunch? But itâs after five.â
âWell, it was a late lunch,â Jake explained. âAnd then I helped her with the washing up, and that took ages, because she does everything so slowly and thenâ¦â
âWhat did you have for lunch?â asked Stella.
âTomato sandwiches and cold sausages and frozen peas, only we unfroze them, of course. And then we were still hungry so we fried some eggs. And we finished the porter cake from last week.â
âShe isnât supposed to eat cake,â said Stella.
âNo,â said Jake. âBut she does. She does what she likes. She says itâs the only advantage of being old. Thereâs no one else whoâs old enough to be able to tell you not to. Her son tells her what to do, she says, but she doesnât listen to him, because after all, sheâs changed his nappy.â
âOh, yuck,â said Stella.
âI thought you liked babies,â said Jake.
âThatâs not the point,â said Stella.
âDo you think your mum or dad could show me how to photograph fish?â Jake asked.
âNo,â said Stella sulkily.
âWhy not?â
âBecause they work in a studio. They donât have underwater cameras. Theyâre not Jacques Cousteau, you know.â
âNo, but they might be able toâ¦â
âOh, Jake, give it over,â said Stella. âI invite you here and youâve been wuffling on about Mrs. Kennedy and porter cake and underwater photography since you arrived, and I donât want to talk about those things. I want you to help me to cook.â
âCook?â said Jake doubtfully. âI thought youâd invited me to tea. Wufflingâs a good word, by the way,â he added, seeing a frown forming between her eyebrows. âIs it related to wiffling?â
âI donât know,â said Stella. âI havenât decided. I did invite you to tea, but I didnât think youâd mind helping with the cooking. Will you be able to eat it after all that lunch?â
âNo problem,â said Jake.
âOK,â said Stella, cheering up. âRight, you can chop the onions. Weâre having spaghetti.â
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Stellaâs parents were doing a jigsaw with Joanne, Stellaâs littlest sister, at the kitchen table. There were three children under the tableâthey seemed to like sitting under tablesâtwo of them banging upside-down saucepans with wooden spoons, but nobody seemed to mind the noise, except Jake. Another child was sitting at the other end of the table, doing sums, or so it appeared.
Joanne looked up.
âDake!â she said and opened and closed her hand at him.
That was supposed to be a wave, Jake conjectured, and he waved back.
Stellaâs mother looked around. âAh, Jake,â she said with a grin. âThe Pied Piper of Mount Gregor.â
âWhat?â said Jake.
âYou know, the one who spirits children away? The Pied Piper. I hear you took all my daughters fishing. Not a clever move, Jake, if you donât mind my saying so.â
âI neverâ¦â
âYes, you did, Jake,â said Stella resolutely. âIt was your idea to go fishing, wasnât it?â
âYes, butâ¦â
âHowever, we forgive you,â said Stellaâs dad, âbecause we heard you tried to rescue one of them. Which one we arenât quite sure.â He finished with a short laugh that sounded like he didnât really think it was all that funny.
âHow do you do?â said Jake firmly. He was going to be polite even if they werenât. Heâd never met this person before, and that was the right thing to say in the circumstances. âI really did rescue a little girl,â he added defensively.
âHow do you