do?â answered Stellaâs dad, looking slightly embarrassed at his own rudeness. âNameâs Brian. This is Rosie.â He nodded toward Stellaâs mum. âBut it wasnât our little girl that you rescued.â
âNo, but it might have been,â said Jake stoutly.
âPrecisely my point,â said Brian. âAny one of them might have fallen in and drowned. I donât think it was very responsible of you to take them all fishing with you, thatâs all. Theyâre very young. But, as I say, we have forgiven you, so letâs forget about it.â
âButâ¦â Jake was seething. He looked at Stella for support, but Stella was mouthing and making wild gestures that he couldnât interpret, except for the last one, where she drew her finger dramatically across her throat. He got the message, and shut up.
âEdel is just working out how much spaghetti we will need,â Stellaâs mum explained, when she noticed Jake looking curiously at the girl doing the sums.
âYes,â said Brian. âSheâs been having a spot of bother in the maths department, donât you know, so we get her to do all the kitchen sums, just for practice.â
âBut does she not get them wrong?â Jake asked in a whisper, so as not to insult Edel.
âUsually,â said Stellaâs dad. âBut sheâs getting better at working out how it goes. The actual answer is not the important part.â
âExcept that you do need the correct answer if it has to do with how much food to cook,â said Jake practically.
âNot really,â said Brian. âIf she gets it wrong by too much, we have leftovers. And if she gets it wrong by too little, we just fill up on bread and butter. The main thing is the working out.â
âTwo and a half kilos,â announced Edel.
âI donât think so, Dell,â said her dad kindly. âHave another go. Not even this lot could eat two and a half kilos of spaghetti. I mean, I wouldnât mind letting them try, but we havenât got a pot big enough to cook it in.â
Edel scrunched up her forehead and went on calculating.
âHalf a kilo,â she said in a moment.
Brian went to the kitchen cupboard and took out a packet of spaghetti. âThis is half a kilo, Edel,â he said. Then he took out four more packets. âAnd all together, this is two and a half kilos.â
She stared, nodded, and stared again.
âNow, Edel, do you think we could eat five whole packets of spaghetti for one meal?â
âNo,â she said.
âRight, so your first answer had to be wrong. Now, what about a single packet? Do you think that would be enough? For all of us? Count Jake in too.â
âNo,â she said again.
âSo what is the right answer to the sum?â Brian asked.
Edel looked at her piece of paper.
She looked at the packets of spaghetti.
âTwo packets,â she announced.
âThatâs more like it,â said her dad, and put three packets back in the cupboard
âBut she hasnât done the sum,â said Jake. âSheâs just guessed.â
âTrue,â said Brian. âBut it was an intelligent guess. Thatâs a start.â
Jake shook his head. He thought two packets was probably still too much, but he didnât argue.
âHelp me with the onions, Jake,â Stella commanded.
It was true about their kitchen smelling of onions and raw meat. Today at any rate.
âHuh-way!â screeched Joanne suddenly. âHuh-way!â
Jake looked up from his onion chopping. Joanne had finished her jigsaw, it seemed, and was having a little celebration. She clapped her hands and cried, âHuh-way!â again.
âGood for you, Joey!â he said, and she beamed at him.
When the onions were chopped, Stella said it was time to set the table.
âBut the jigsaw!â objected Jake. âWhat about Joanneâs
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