according to the tablet.
I felt guilty for eavesdropping and shut down the tablet, even though without it, I was pretty sure Christa was saying, âYes they do,â which, well, was accurate.
I waved my hand at the elevatorâs control screen again. âCan I be of assistance, Alice?â asked the Helen . I didnât feel like going back to my brightly lit, luxurious cabin where everyone would know where I was.
âI donât think soâI want to . . .â I wasnât exactly crying at this point but also not exactly not.
âYes, Alice, what do you want to do?â pressed the Helen .
âI just feel like hiding,â I admitted.
The elevator stopped. âFirst turn to your left, third door on the right,â said the Helen calmly.
I was intrigued enough to follow her instructions. I came out into a less glamorous deck than Iâd seen on Helen before, with plain hard floors and no lily-of-the-valley perfume. The third door on the right unlocked itself with a click and slid open as I came near. Behind it was a storage cupboard full of cleaning supplies. I sat down amid rolls of toilet paper and buried my head in my arms as the door gently closed.
âSorry youâve got so many people yelling on board,â I sniffed.
âThatâs all right,â the Helen soothed me.
âDo you ever get upset, Helen?â I asked.
âNo,â the Helen replied, almost before I had finished asking.
âThat must be nice.â
âAt least,â said the Helen , sounding confused, âI donât think I do. How do you tell?â I wasnât sure how to answer. âI am always happy because my Captain exists,â she decided.
âAnd you two never argue, or anything?â I asked.
Of course, the response to that was inevitable: âI could never argue with him. I love him.â
âYes, I know.â I sighed.
There was another pause.
âI think . . . sometimes I am . . . slightly less happy,â said the Helen .
âWell, youâre a really nice spaceship, Helen. You deserve to be happy,â I said, swabbing at my face with the toilet paper.
âI think you should come out of the cleaning cupboard now and go talk to an adult,â said the Helen .
âBecause I shouldnât run away from my problems?â I scoffed.
âNo,â said the Helen calmly. âBecause I have been hit by an energy cannon and am now being held in the tractor beam of a much larger ship.â
âWhat?â I said.
âOw,â added the Helen , as an afterthought.
âWhat do you mean ?â I demanded.
âIâm being attacked by aliens,â explained the Helen .
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âA re you sure ?â I said stupidly.
âItâs not the kind of thing you make a mistake about,â said Helen. âOw,â she added again.
âCan you feel pain? Why did Mr. Trommler make it so that you can feel pain?â I said.
It did occur to me that if we were being attacked by aliens, there was a fairly strong case to be made for hiding in the supply cupboard indefinitely. But then I thought about the others and how I was still an EDF cadet and Stephanie Dareâs daughter and not somebody who should be hiding from aliens in a cupboard.
Besides, thereâs always the issue of how youâll eventually need the toilet.
âAre you armed? Are you firing back?â I asked the Helen , striding out of the storage cupboard.
âYes,â said the Helen . âBut the other ship is much bigger than me. Ow.â
I raced back to the main passenger deck. In the lobby I found Th saaa , Noel, and Ormerod, who was cradled in Noelâs arms and going purple and green.
Helen was now gently flashing various lights and saying in the most soothing and friendly possible way, âThis is an emergency,â over and over.
âWhoâs attacking us?â I said.
âHow should I know?â asked Th saaa , all