the only one of us who eats rope, Mutt,â Stick Dog said, and smiled. âWe wouldnât have wanted any.â
âYou guys donât eat rope?â Mutt asked.
They all shook their heads.
âBoy, you donât know what youâre missing,â Mutt said. He felt better already. âWell, Iâm still sorry I ate it. I wanted to bring it back so we could play tug-of-war.â
âTug-of-war! I love tug-of-war!â Karen exclaimed immediately. âIt gives me a chance to show off my mighty dachshund power! Do you still have it? Can we play now? Can we?!â
Poo-Poo and Stripes thought a game of tug-of-war sounded like a fun idea too. Even Stick Dog seemed intrigued by the prospect. It would be, he suspected, a terrific distraction from their hunger.
Mutt shook his head as he answered and explained. âNo, we canât play now. I ate the whole thing. I was going to bring it back, but while I carried it in my mouth, I tasted some of those loose strings on the end. You know, the frayed threads at the end of a piece of rope? I love those things. I just had to stop and chew on them. And before I knew it, the rope was gone.â
âThe whole thing?â Stripes asked. âThereâs nothing left to play with?â
âIâm sorry,â Mutt said. He seemed truly sadabout the entire thing. âSometimes, I just canât help chewing and swallowing things. It wasnât very nice of me. I could try to find another piece of rope. Maybe I have some stuck in my fur that I forgot about.â
Mutt immediately began to shake, and several thingsâincluding a bottle cap, two pencils, an empty potato chip bag, and a red mittenâshot quickly out from his fur.
But there was no rope.
The disappointment on Muttâs face was clear. He felt like he had let down his friends. Poo-Poo, Stripes, and Karen were discouraged too. They wanted to play tug-of-war.
Stick Dog knew he had to do something to lift their spirits. They were all hungry. There was no rope to play with. Mutt felt terrible about eating the ropeâand now consoled himself by chewing on the mitten.
âYou know what?â Stick Dog declared to the group. âI donât think Iâve ever wanted to play tug-of-war so badly in my life. All this talk about it has made me remember just how fun it is.â
He smiled and looked at his friends. He focused on Karen last.
âI bet I could beat you in tug-of-war,â he said, and pointed at her.
âNO WAY!â she screamed. She hopped up and down at the challenge.
âLetâs try to get another piece of rope and find out,â Stick Dog suggested.
âGreat idea!â Mutt declared after dropping the mitten from his mouth. âAnd I promise not to eat this one!â
Karen, Poo-Poo, and Stripes thought it was an excellent idea too. They followed Stick Dog, hurrying off to the hardware store, where Mutt had found that first length of rope.
Stick Dog knew his friendsâ attention hadalready turned away from their lack of food. What he didnât know was this: their search for rope would lead them to something utterly delicious.
CHAPTER 2
PERFECTLY PROPORTIONED
âOkay, Mutt,â Stick Dog said as they skid to a stop behind the hardware store. The sun had set. Stick Dog noted that the lights were off in the store, and he scanned the area for humans. It looked plenty safe. âWhere did you find that piece of rope yesterday?â
âRight over there,â Mutt answered, and pointed. âBy the corner of that Dumpster. On the ground.â
They trotted over to the Dumpster and looked all around. They found two bottle caps, a dented soda can, and a dried-up markerâbut no rope.
Mutt tucked the bottle caps, soda can, and marker into his fur for safekeeping.
âKaren?â
âYes, Stick Dog? What can I do for you?â
âCan you take a look under the Dumpster for another piece of
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