over Felixâs ear. He couldnât shake the feeling that if he kept going, something horrible was going to happen, but he forced his arms to pump the plunger up and down until ⦠SCHLOP! Heâd sucked a purple wormy thing right out of Felixâs ear.
And then Jasper knew exactly was happening.
They had been Monstered.
Felix and Jasper lay panting on the floor of the room.
Felix flicked the torchlight onto the large jar in his hand. âSkankbamboozlers,â Felix muttered in disgust.
Two hairy, purple, worm-like monsters with horribly human faces peered out at them. They wagged their tails back and forth and laughed madly at the two boys.
âThose! Inside our brains â ugh!â Felix shivered.
âWe should have known,â Jasper replied.
âSore eyes, fuzzy head, confusion. Do you think we failed?â
Felix shrugged. âWe were Scrambled good.â
He gave the jar a vicious shake.
â They must have got in through the headphones,â Jasper added. He knew his class teacher Stenka wouldnât let them live this down in a hurry. âWe didnât even wear our earplugs or nosepegs to block the inlets to the brain.â Jasper pulled the unused plugs and pegs from his hunt belt with a hopeless expression.
âBut Sir Tavish said it was a test on Morphers!â
Felix glared at the Skankbamboozlers again. âAnd whatâs with the lights?â he murmured as he made a shadow bunny jump across the beam of the torch.
Usually, as soon as the test was finished, the lights would come on, the door would unlock, and a voice would come over the intercom telling you to â proceed to the exitâ. But so far ⦠nothing.
Felix froze, his shadow bunny caught in mid-hop. âUnless of course, the monsters have teamed up. Like Sir Tavish was going on about.â
Felix was staring at something directly behind Jasper.
Suddenly the lights not coming on made sense. The test wasnât over.
âThe Morpher â itâs behind me, isnât it?â Jasper whispered.
Felix gulped.
Jasper turned around very slowly.
Four dark blue slits had appeared on the wall and were looking right at them.
âEyes!â whispered Felix.
The walls of the room began to breathe . The paint turned from grey to a dark, moist red.
Jasper felt the torch fall from his fingertips and hit the ground â which had turned into a soft mound of muscle.
There wasnât a monster in the room.
The monster was the room.
Jasperâs body suddenly buzzed with excitement. He gritted his teeth and charged. A long rope of muscle shot towards him. It whipped around his body and snatched him up into the air. The muscle tightened around his chest. He could hardly breathe.
Felix pulled hard on Jasperâs legs, trying to free him. âWhatâs its weakness?â he screamed desperately.
Every single monster, no matter how nasty and horrible, had a weakness. And knowing it was a monster-hunterâs best weapon.
âI was hoping youâd tell me!â gasped Jasper. He racked his brain, desperately trying to think which monster could morph into a room.
The monster tightened its grip around Jasperâs chest. His ribcage was being crushed. It hurt so much that his eyes welled up with tears. He hoped Felix couldnât see the fat tear he felt rolling down his cheek.
The tear splatted softly onto the floor. Suddenly, the monster-room began to shake, as if an earthquake had hit. The walls and floor of the monster-room quickly hardened, and bits of the roof began to rain down on top of Jasper and Felix.
A strange wail came from deep inside the monster-room. The shaking stopped. There was complete silence.
Jasperâs torch lay on the floor nearby, its beam shining on the Skankbamboozlers, which were cackling in their jar on the cracked floor.
The muscle binding Jasper shook once more, then broke and crumbled to dust. Jasper crashed down to the