remember everyone who is polite to you?â Nichol asked rhetorically as he maneuvered them closer to a street vendor. âI want to be memorable , not polite. They may not overly care for me, but they do know that Iâm in the Sea Guard, I take care of the things they give me to use, and Iâm determined. Thatâs better than being thought nice . Here,â he continued before Colm could get a word in edgewise, âyouâve got to try this, itâs delicious.â Nichol passed the girl running the stall a coin, and she handed over four small, oval-shelled creatures. âSea roaches,â Nichol said with a grin.
Colm bent and looked closer at them, then jolted back as one of them tried to roll into a ball. âAre they still alive?â
ââCourse they are,â the girl running the stall exclaimed. âBeen sitting in a lovely bucket of salt water all morning, the very first catch of the day.â
âShouldnât they be dead before we eat them?â Colm persisted, but his hopes were dashed when both Nichol and the girl shook their heads.
âRuins the flavor,â the girl said.
âRuins the texture,â Nichol said.
âHow could death ruin the texture of food?â Colm asked. âIn my mind, it doesnât become food until it is dead!â
The girl looked over at Nichol, whose mouth was twitching, and smacked him on the shoulder with her spoon. âI donât need you givinâ my stall a bad name by bringinâ me country lads who wouldnât know a delicacy like this if they stepped on it in the street.â
âIâm just breaking him in, Kiara, ow!â Nichol grimaced, rubbing his shoulder pointedly. âAnd be honest, they do come by the roach bit honestly. Colmâs more likely to have seen somethinâ like this in a dirty outhouse than he is toâve eaten it.â
Kiaraâs face went red with anger, and Colm decided to intervene before the girl tried to beat Nichol to death with her spoon. âIâll try one,â he told her, stepping a bit in front of Nichol. âBut I havenât any idea of how to get into it.â
âItâs simple,â she told him, mollified by Colmâs new willingness. âHere, give me those,â she snapped at Nichol as she grabbed two of the roaches from his palm. âYou just pry up the edge of the shell with the flat of your knife, right down here, and then peel back,â she said, and demonstrated with one of them. âAnd then you slurp them up.â She tossed the one sheâd opened back and seemed to swallow it whole. âThey squirm a bit on the way down occasionally,â Kiara added with a smile. âBut you get used to it. Here.â She handed Colm her knife. âNow you do it.â
Colm managed to get the bottom of the shell off rather quickly, but once he was faced with the small, pulsing pink body inside the top half of the shell, his courage faltered. It was just momentum that got him to raise it to his lips and let it slide inside, a brief burst of salty succulence on his tongue before it hit the back of his throat and kept going, wriggling just a bit from side to side as it went down.
âWell done!â Nichol congratulated him with a grin, eating the rest of them in quick succession. âShall we take some for the road?â
âNo thank you,â Colm managed, barely keeping himself from bending over the edge of the wharf and returning that poor creature back to the sea. He followed Nichol in silence for another few minutes until the man finally noticed that his quips werenât getting any reply.
âColm?â Nichol asked, his brow furrowed as he reached out and touched Colmâs arm. Colm had no idea where they were anymore, he just knew that Nichol was touching him and that he needed to make him understand something.
âPlease donât ask me to do that again,â Colm said, and something