The Autumn Diaries by Lexi Maxxwell Page A

being there. I’ve cum before while writing without even touching myself, and quite often I do stop to touch myself and make myself cum. That often happens several times throughout a story.  
    So is Autumn suffering from lack of cock now that she’s in a monogamous relationship?
    Oh, far from it. I’m suddenly getting laid more, and better than ever.  

M A Y 23

    I’VE DISCOVERED THAT USING THE shower massager plus the bristly end of a toothbrush together will give me bone-crushing orgasms. Sam discovered it quite by accident while we were showering together today, but for reference, it was the pulsing setting. And the red toothbrush in the drawer, though Sam said I could also use his regular toothbrush, which for some reason I found sweet and romantic.

M A Y 29

    TESTED THAT THING THAT PEOPLE sometimes say about cum being good for the skin. I ran across it again online and decided to find out for myself. I’m pretty scientific that way.  
    I didn’t have any cum handy, so I walked into the bedroom and found Sam asleep and started to milk him like a cow. He must have been having a pleasant dream because he didn’t wake up until after he actually came. He sat up, looked at me walking toward the bedroom mirror with a palmful of his jizz, then acted annoyed as if he’d been robbed. Then I stood in front of the mirror and began using my fingers to apply a facial. Literally this time.  
    He was all, “What the hell is going on?”  
    And I was like, “I just jerked you off and am going to rub your spunk onto my face to see if it makes my skin glow.”  
    I woke up the next morning and washed my face. No noticeable difference.   I told Sam. Sam got out his cock and suggested I try again.  

J U N E 1

    I JUST FOUND THIS NEW podcast that I think could change my game. It’s about self publishing… exactly the stuff I’m trying to make happen with my Lexi writing. I found it on iTunes.  
    The episode that’s up today is about drafting and the writing process, but the one before that was all about figuring out how to use the algorithms Amazon uses to rank books. They had a guest on who’d more or less figured out how Amazon works. It’s crazy insider-type stuff, and the kinds of things I really need to be paying attention to. This writing thing, today, isn’t just about writing. I can get my jollies off by writing these fuck stories, but if I want to sell shit, I need to understand the nuts and bolts as well.  
    I’ll be studying it closely. These guys really seem to know what they’re doing.  

J U N E 21

    LOL. THE NEW EPISODE OF that podcast I’ve been listening to today includes a fake call by DEAN FUCKIN’ KOONTZ. Someone called in and pretended to be a creepy Dean Koontz and said something about cutting the hosts’ nuts off with a hedge clipper.  
    I’m fighting through the annoying donkey laugh from one of the show’s hosts because I keep getting these great ideas. Today’s show, for instance, was about this DIY audiobook site called Podiobooks. You record your book as audio and release it for free, and that drives sales somehow. I’m skeptical, but the hosts were excited. One is recording a podiobook. The others seem to be working on one of their own.  
    Lots of ideas, and I’m thinking now that for me, with my smut and my sexy voice, I could really get some seri           okay later sam is eating me out sljkjdfauiituaqewuihi jdfk

J U N E 28

    IT’S ONLY TAKEN A FEW weeks and I’m now completely obsessed with this podcast. I’m like a groupie. I’ve gone back and listened to all of their shows already (there are only 10 as of now) and have then RE-listened to them while driving and walking around. I play them out loud in my apartment, even if Sam is her.  
    Sam is even a little jealous of my increasingly fanatical obsession on the hosts. It’s cute. He was like, “I suppose you want to fuck these three guys?” and I’m like, “I’m going to make them record a new intro: