BET
Wednesday morning, I was heading to the Monster Squadâs usual table at the back of the cafeteria when something hit my head.
It was a piece of pepperoni.
A moment later, Damon sped by with his tray. That boy was armed and dangerous on pizza day.
âHey, Stella,â Lindsey said to me when I came to the table. âI canât believe you got the macaroni and cheese. It glows in the dark.â
I stared down at my lunch tray and shrugged. âI donât care if itâs radioactive yellow, Iâm hungry,â I said defiantly.
As I slid in beside Jesse, he turned to me. âWe were just talking about the B-Monsters,â Jesse said. âWhich one do you think is next?â
Interesting timing , I thought. Maybe my dream last night really was a clue.
âLast night, Dad and I watched Zattack of the Zombies , which was awesome as usual, followed by the digital, re-mastered version of They Came from Planet Q , including super-scary deleted scenes! I wonder if itâs one of them?â
âThose extra scenes arenât scary,â Damon groaned. âTheyâre lame-o. Those robots from Planet Q are for babies!â
âMolloy,â Lindsey warned. âDonât be rude.â
âI canât help myself,â Damon said. He scratched his head. âNow if you want really scary B-monsters, how about the Martians from Martian Mayhem ? Or that mega-beast from Tuskadon ? And donât forget the alien plant life in Wait Until the Earth Explodes . Thatâs classic.â
âClassic? You have got to be kidding!â Lindsey blurted. â Explodes is the dumbest B ever made.â
They were all getting so off topic and I actually had something relevant to add. I leaned in and whispered, âI dreamed about a B-Monster last night.â
Everyone stared at me. I took in a big breath because I was afraid that what I was about to tell them would sound really crazy.
âNo way!â Lindsey said. âWhere was it from? What was its name?â
I shrugged. âI donât know for sure. It had something like one thousand blinking eyeballs,â I said. âAnd it could move surprisingly fast. It made terrible squishing noises when it moved.â
âWell,â Jesse said thoughtfully, âsounds a little like Señor Cyclops, but that B-Monster only has one creepy eyeball, not a thousand. And Señor moved super slow.â
âHold up!â Damon said. He pulled a very crumpled piece of paper out of his pocket. He keeps this running list of B-Monsters in his pocket for exactly this purpose!
Heâs like the B-Encyclopedia.
âThatâs it!â I cried when he read the last name on the list. I remembered seeing the name â Beast with 1000 Eyesâ on the back of one of Momâs photographs of San San.
âWhoa!â Damon said. âThe B-monster is from The Beast with 1000 Eyes. But thatâs impossible. The movie was never released.â
âAnd if an original reel was never released, then according to the rules Leery gave us, the monster could not come back to life, right?â Lindsey observed.
âNot necessarily,â I said. âAn original reel could still be viewed even if it never was shown in a theater.â
âSo what are you saying, Stella? Do you think you can predict the next B-Monster coming to Riddle from some dumb dream?â Damon cracked. âWhat are you, B-Monster psychic?â
âDamon, stop being so obnoxious!â Lindsey cried.
âIâm not!â Damon went on. âIâm just saying that if we were B-Monster psychics, Leery would have told us that! And he would not make us do research every time there was a new B-Monster in town. Weâd just magically âknowâ how to eliminate the monsters.â
âI donât know if weâre all psychics. But I still think dreaming about the B-Monster with the eyeballs means something