and the Marine Band in pursuit.
It looked like a high-speed parade.
I donât know why Tessa thought of it thenâor why we didnât think of it before. But just as Hooligan made a U-turn at the far end of the cross hall, she yodeled: âHoo-hoo-hooliganâ
fetch!
â which caused Hooligan to stop dead in his tracks and drop what he was carrying . . . right in front of Colonel Michaels.
Then he sat back on his haunches, thumped his tail and smiled a big doggie smile, confident he was about to be given the dog yummy he deserved.
Hooligan, I mean. Not Colonel Michaels.
I was out of breath from all that running, but managed to gasp, âColonel Michaels, lookâwe got it!â
Colonel Michaels knelt to pick up the object at his feet. But it wasnât his baton at all, it was . . .
. . . Hip-Hop Barbie?
Colonel Michaels stood up again. He was wearing his dress black uniform with gold buttons, gold braid and gold medals everywhere. He was holding Hip-Hop Barbie at armâs length by the hair. I donât think heâd ever held a Barbie before. He looked confused.
Nate ran up. âActually, I think you wanted this.â He handed Colonel Michaels his baton.
Oh, swell. In the end, would Nate the thief take credit?
No.
âAll I did was pick it up, sir,â he told Colonel Michaels. âHooligan mustâve had a spare Barbie down here someplace. When he grabbed her, he dropped the baton. Itâs Cammie and Tessa who found it. Theyâre the ones you should thank.â
Colonel Michaels handed Tessa her Barbie and said thank you. At least, I think it was thank you. I couldnât be sure. His words were nearly drowned out by the sirens.
Oh no
âthe international incident!
I grabbed the red phone from my pocket, looked around and found Granny. âHere it is!â I yelled.
Granny made a mitt of her hands, and I tossed it. Then she moved faster than I would have thought possibleâhandoff to Charlotte, to Malik, to Randyâwho sprinted through the door.
After a few moments passed, the sirensâ wail became a sigh. Seconds later, they were silent.
Coincidence?
I donât think so.
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
TESSA and I wanted to brag to everybody: We had solved a mystery! Stopped an international incident! Saved The Song Boys!
We found Dad. He was holding Hooligan by the collar. Hooliganâs head was drooping. It takes a while, but eventually he figures out when heâs in trouble.
âGuess whatââ Tessa started to tell Dad, but Dad wasnât paying attention.
âI want you girls to find a safe place to corral your dog,â Dad said. âSafe and escape-proof, I mean.â
I took Hooliganâs collar. âOkay,â I said, âbut Dad, Tessa and Iââ
â
Now,â
Dad said.
Oh,
fine
.
We took Hooligan to the only person we knew who still liked himâMr. Bryant.
And after that, things happened fast.
First, Aunt Jen made an announcement. âDue tochanged circumstances, The Song Boys will be performing as planned.â
Then somebodyâMr. Brackbill?âshouted, âWhat about the refreshments?â
âAfter the performance,â said Aunt Jen.
Soon we were shooed into the East Room to take our seats. The Marine Band was already in placeâlooking snappy in their red and blue dress uniforms.
I sat down and thatâs whenâ
finally
âI started to get excited: I was going to see a concert by my favorite band in my very own house!
Jacob Song came out firstâheâs the oldestâand after that it was pandemonium, everybody screaming . . . then Paul Song appeared, and I screamed loudest of all.
When Matthew came on, he shouted,
âHello-o-o-o, D.C.!â
And the audience replied, â
Hello-o-o-o, Song Boys!â
Then Jacob took the mic. âItâs very exciting for three boys from a small town to play the