Daniel. You know that,â Kerwyn scolded. âOnly if I point the stick at you may you speak.â
âThou art dawdling, Kerwyn,â Wat said. âShove off with thy foolish stick.â
âExactly,â Daniel muttered.
Kerwyn took a deep breath. He pointed his stick at the figure in green. âPeter, also known as Puck?â
âNot present.â
âDonât be foolish. How can you be not present?â
âIâm tired of this Peter Pan or Puck, or whoever it is Iâm supposed to be. You know I only agreed to wear these stupid tights so that we could get the little fairy over here.â
Daniel was glad that none of his missions had required him to wear any dopey disguise. For instance, he would have hated having to wear that bunny suit to bring in animal lover Maxine. But Jack Rabbit didnât seem to mind. He had the outfit on when Daniel had first seen him, and had never taken it off that Daniel knew of.
If it was me , Daniel thought, Iâd be out of that blooming bunny gear right quick . Though, he did admit, lots of the kids coming over found dress-up outfits and stayed in them. Some days Free Country looked to Daniel like one big fancy dress ball.
âSince weâve had to send the fairy back,â Peter Pan continued, âI think I ought to be allowed out of this ridiculous getup. And I want to go back to my real name, Katherine.â She stood up and glared at Kerwyn. âGot it?â
Kerwyn winced. âYouâre really meant to make your report after roll call, not before. Once the meetingâs over you can make a proper request to change back into being a girl.â
Junkin Buckley laughed. âAs for me, Iâm hoping she goes back to being a girl right immediate, and begins by taking off her boy clothesright now.â He sidled up to Katherine.
Katherine brought her fist up to Junkinâs chin. âJust what do you mean by that, creep?â
Junkin held up his hands. âHey, I be on your side.â
âToad licker,â Kate snarled.
âKate, Kate, I canât wait. Youâre the catch and Iâm the bait.â Junkin Buckley circled Katherine, chanting, âI see London, I see France, I see someoneâs underpants.â
Daniel prepared himself for a serious row. In fact, everyone must have had the same idea. They all leaped up from the table, worried that this might come to actual blows. Everyone started talking at once.
This is unusual, too , Daniel realized. Heâd never seen an actual fistfight in Free Country. Squabbles, sure. But no violence. It was as if the very air wouldnât allow it, normally. Something had changed. Free Country wasnât doing her bit to keep those two from fighting.
What did prevent Kate and Junkin from fighting was the total chaos of the meeting. As everyone started shouting, Junkin stopped taunting Katherine . He probably figured she couldnât hear him over the din , Daniel thought.
Junkin circled the table, then sat at the end opposite Kerwyn.
âAll right. Whereâs my stick gone?â Kerwyn shouted. âWho took it?â
âDonât you dare accuse me!â Griselda shrieked.
âWhy would anyone bother to take that stupid stick?â Katherine said.
âPeace, all of you,â said Wat. âEnd this strife.â
âI tell you, someoneâs stolen my talking stick!â
âKerwyn, this is becoming tiresome,â Wat warned.
âBut somebodyâsââ
Wat lost his patienceâsomething else Daniel had never seen before. âFree Country dies whilst you argue your petty rules of order. Now hold your tongue and let Peter, who is also Katherine, speak.â
Kate crossed her arms over her green tunic. âWell, basically the fairy couldnât adapt. Sort of like if we tried to live on the moon. She was getting sicker the longer she stayed here. But we managed to grab some of her power before we sent her
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