The Discreet Hero by Mario Vargas Llosa Page A

their concern over “what was happening to you, Señor Yanaqué.” Not even when the fire set by the spider crooks leveled part of Narihualá Transport had they been so attentive. What pangs of conscience troubled this pair of cops now? They seemed truly sorry about his situation and eager to challenge the extortionists.
    Finally, Captain Silva took a clipping of the El Tiempo notice out of his pocket.
    “You must have been crazy when you published this, Don Felícito,” he said, half in jest, half seriously. “Didn’t it occur to you that this kind of hotheaded act could get your throat slit or put a bullet in the back of your neck?”
    “It wasn’t a hotheaded act, I thought about it a lot before I did it,” the trucker explained gently. “I wanted those sons of bitches to know once and for all that they won’t get a cent out of me. They can burn down this house, all my trucks, buses, and jitneys. Even knock off my wife and children if they want. Not one fuckin’ cent!”
    Small and steadfast, he said this without exaggeration or anger, his hands quiet, his glance firm, his determination serene.
    “I believe you, Don Felícito,” the distressed captain agreed. And he got to the point: “The thing is, without wanting to, without realizing it, you’ve gotten us into one enormous jam. Colonel Rascachucha, our regional chief, called the station this morning about the notice. Do you know why? Tell him, Lituma.”
    “To tell us to go to hell and call us morons and losers, sir,” the sergeant explained sorrowfully.
    Felícito Yanaqué laughed. For the first time since he’d begun to receive the spider letters, he was in a good mood.
    “That’s what the two of you are, Captain,” he murmured with a smile. “I’m so glad your boss told you off. Is that word really his name? Cuntscratcher?”
    Sergeant Lituma and Captain Silva laughed too, uneasily.
    “Of course not, that’s his nickname,” the chief explained. “His real name is Colonel Asundino Ríos Pardo. I don’t know how he got that moniker or who gave it to him. He’s a good officer, but he swears a lot. He doesn’t put up with any nonsense, he’ll curse out anybody for the least little thing.”
    “You’re wrong to think we haven’t taken your complaint seriously, Señor Yanaqué,” Sergeant Lituma interjected.
    “We had to wait until the crooks revealed themselves before we could act,” the captain went on with sudden energy. “Now that they have, we’re taking care of business.”
    “That’s cold comfort to me,” said Felícito Yanaqué, frowning annoyance. “I don’t know what you’re doing, but as far as I’m concerned, nobody’s going to give me back the business they burned down.”
    “Doesn’t your insurance take care of damages?”
    “It ought to, but they’re giving me a hard time. They claim that only the vehicles were insured, not the premises. Dr. Castro Pozo, my lawyer, says maybe we’ll have to go to court. Which means I lose either way. And that’s that.”
    “Don’t you worry, Don Felícito,” the captain said, calming him with a pat on the shoulder. “We’ll catch them. Sooner or later, we’ll catch them. Word of honor. We’ll keep you up to date. We’ll say goodbye now. And please give my best to Señora Josefita, that beautiful secretary of yours.”
    It was true that from that day on, the police began to show signs of diligence. They questioned all the drivers and clerks at Narihualá Transport. They kept Miguel and Tiburcio, Felícito’s two sons, at the station for several hours, subjecting them to a barrage of questions the boys couldn’t always answer. And they even hounded Lucindo to identify the voice of the person who asked him to tell Don Felícito his business was on fire. The blind man swore he’d never heard the voice before. But in spite of all this activity by the police, the trucker felt depressed and skeptical. Deep down he had the feeling they’d never catch the extortionists.