at this hour.
âMy God,â he groaned, his fiancée snoring in the background, âwhat time is it?â
âSix-thirty New York time. Arenât I a nice guy? One quick question. How do you say âenemy driversâ in German?â
âDie Fiend-Piloten.â Then he hung up.
CHAPTER 7
Die Fiend-Piloten
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 16, 2003
GUMBALL -1
MORNING
I periodically strolled outside for a cigarette and to play a game indulged in by car loversâthe identification, by sound alone, of approaching cars. The Fairmont sat atop Nob Hill, one of San Franciscoâs tallest, and with every distant roar of large engines in the city below, my heart raced at what my foes might bring to battle.
I strolled back inside as a large group of rowdy high-schoolers on a class trip was checking in.
Suddenly, through a gap in the mass of writhing teenagers, I caught a glimpse of a girl so exquisitely gorgeous that I was stunned at my failure to spot her entering the hotel.
âThat chick is soooo hot,â one teenager said to another.
I hated the thought of hitting on someoneâs girlfriend, more so if he enjoyed working out, especially if he had a bad temper, and certainly if he had a criminal history.
But no single red-blooded American male could pass up a chance like this. I walked over to her.
âItâs getting messy in here,â I said. âDo you have a light?â
I buried my lighter behind the keys in my pants pocket so that she couldnât see the Bicâs distinctive outline.
âOf course,â she said in the Queenâs English, bemused smile spreading across her face. A Gumball driver, I hoped, and not merely a rally girlfriend.
âAlex Roy.â I smiled back. âJoin me?â
âKira,â she said, âand yes, thank you.â
Even in sneakers she was nearly six feet tall, and with unexpected and temporary strength, I pushed and held open the heavy glass door, watched with delight how her loose black track pants tightened with each long stride, and followed her outside.
âBy the way,â she said, turning toward me with lighter in hand, âmy boyfriend will be here any minute.â But of course he would. âPerhapsââher smile widened as I searched for a response of appropriately tactical nonchalanceââyou know him?â
Since I didnât know who she was, I couldnât possibly guess. âI think so,â I lied.
âCharles Morgan?â
I knew this name, but couldnât place it.
âKira, darling!â came a grown Englishmanâs voice over my shoulder. âWhoâs your new friend?â
Once I turned, I knew that the English gentleman before meâa slender fiftyish man with short hair having just begun to gray, as understated, handsome, and charismatic as Sean Conneryâs Bond in his primeâwas in fact the Charles Morgan, grandson of the venerated H.F.S. Morgan, founder of Morgan Motor Cars, manufacturers of the delightfully bizarre three-wheeled Morgan driven by Peter Sellers in the 1968 movie The Party . Founded in 1910, the pace of Morganâs design evolution was charmingly glacialâwing-fendered roadsters of enormous power mated to ultra-light chassis of wood, steel, and now, aluminum.
âThis is Alex,â she said without hesitation.
âWell, jolly good!â He smiled warmly, pumping my hand. âBut Iâm afraid Kira and I must be off! Shall we see you later? But of course we will!â
This would be the last time I spotted a woman on a rally and assumed she was available, unmarried, unpaid and/or not spoken for in some wayâlegally or financially.
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I love cars. I love sports cars. I love racing. Iâve even come to love watching car racing on TVâsometimes, and only for up to the ten-minute limit tolerated by any of my girlfriends. But Gumball wasnât taking place on a trackâa short, specialized loop with fuel,
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