by a stack of hay bales and was glaring up at me.
The drone began to descend.
âBilly.â
âWhat?â
âDo you have this thing under control now?â
âOf course.â
âI mean, really under control?â I was only about ten feet up, close enough to the ground that I figured I could survive a fall.
âI think so.â
I would have preferred Yes, absolutely, without question!
âCan you make it go where you want now?â
The drone jerked to my left.
âSlowly!â I yelled. The drone slowed to a gentle walking pace. Billy guided it in a figure eight, lowered it a couple of feet, then raised it back up. It felt solid, not tippy at all. I got my knees up on the disk and arranged myself in a sitting, cross-legged position, but I didnât let go of the edges. It was a nice sensation, like riding a magic carpet. Billy sent me drifting along the outside of the fence, then back.
âCan you see through the phone camera?â I asked.
âNot very well. Itâs hanging kind of crooked.â
âThereâs an odd-looking building behind the barn. Can you ease me over there so I can get a closer look?â
âYou sure?â
I wasnât sure at all, but I said, âYes.â
âYouâre going to have to direct me. Once youâre on the other side of the barn I wonât be able to see you.â
âOkay, but no more deadly heights, please. I donât want to go any higher than I am right now.â
âGot it. Three meters maximum altitude. You ready?â
âLetâs go.â
The drone drifted toward the building. It was a peculiar sensation. The antigravity disk was completely silent and rock solid. I could lean to either side to look down, and the disk didnât tip at all. As I passed the barn, I caught a glimpse of several stainless steel cages through the window. The disk passed over the haystack. Brazie was on the other side, watching me. He seemed more puzzled than angry.
I was passing the corner of the barn when the drone stopped abruptly.
âHey!â I yelled.
âSorry. I canât see you anymore.â
âWell donât jerk to a stop like that. I almost fell off!â I hadnât, really, but I wanted to make sure he was extra careful.
âSorry. Now what?â
âForward about thirty feet.â The drone eased forward, and the mystery building came into view.
âStop,â I said. The disk eased to a complete stop. The mystery shed had white-painted metal sides and two windows with metal grates. Several electrical lines and coax cables fed into one endâa lot more than youâd expect from an outbuilding on a farm.
âBring me forward and to the left, another thirty feet,â I said. The drone moved off to the right. âI said left!â
âI canât see which way youâre facing,â Billy said.
âGo the opposite way you just did!â
âOkay, okay!â
The drone reversed course, taking me over an oblong cattle tank filled with greenish water and straight toward the back wall of the barn.
âStop!â I yelled.
The drone stopped, and it wasnât a nice easy stop. Iâd made the mistake of letting go of the disk, and I tumbled off.
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Brazie
Ten feet doesnât seem like that far. Itâs only the height of a basketball hoop. But falling that far and landing flat on your back . . . try it sometime. For a more complete experience, do it over a neglected cattle tank.
I suppose landing in a tank full of slimy green water is better than landing on concrete or a bed of nails. Still, it was not an enjoyable experience. I came up spitting and coughing and yelling some words I refuse to repeatâat least not until the next time I get dumped in a tank full of scummy water.
The drone, meanwhile, was hovering ten feet over my head. My phone was dangling by a single strip of duct tape from its underside.
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