press?â
I felt encouraged. I had gone straight to the right conclusions after all.
âI donât think any more intervention will be required from us,â I said. âMurder is evil, but let people fight their own evil themselves. Itâs a pity about the boy, of course, but â¦â
Foma nodded once or twice and took another sip of beer. Then he said:
âYes, a pity about the boy ⦠But Anton, what are we going to do about the bite?â
âWhat bite?â
Foma leaned forward across the table and whispered:
âIt wasnât a knife wound on Victorâs neck, Anton. Thereâs absolutely no doubt that the marks were left by a vampireâs fangs. Now, thatâs an unfortunate problem, isnât it?â
I felt my ears burning.
âIs that definite?â
âAb-so-lute-ly. Just how would a hit man know so much about the way a vampireâs fang is structured and how it works? The lateral grooves, the tapping point, Draculaâs fissure, the corkscrew twist on entry â¦â
By this time my entire face was blazing red. I could see the classroom where I had once been taught, and my teacher Polina Vasilievna with her pointer, and the huge rubber model on the desk: a pointed, twisted object like a corkscrew and a white fibreglass board with black letters: âVampireâs right canine (operational) tooth. Model, scale 25:1.â It had been a working model at one stage: when a button was pressed it had elongated and begun to rotate. But the electric motor had burnt out long ago, and nobody had taken the trouble to repair it, so the fang was permanently frozen in a position between concealed and operational.
âI was too hasty with my conclusions,â I admitted. âItâs my fault, Mr Lermont.â
âItâs nobodyâs fault, you simply didnât want any Others to be involved,â Foma said generously. âIf youâd familiarised yourself with the results of the autopsy, youâd have realised that your version was wrong. So now what do you say?â
âIf the vampire was very hungry and he sucked the man dryâ â I frowned â âhe could have puked up afterwards. But not all the blood. Were there any traces of anaesthetic serum in the water?â
âNo, there werenât,â Foma said, with a nod of approval. âBut then, that doesnât mean anything, the vampire could have been in such a hurry that he didnât bother with the anaesthetic.â
âHe could have been,â I agreed. âSo either he puked or he bit and then held the victim until he bled out. But what for?â
âTo confuse us all and mislead the investigation.â
âThat doesnât make any sense,â I said, shaking my head. âWhy confuse things? Why leave the marks of a vampireâs bite and drain away the blood? Theyâre very careful with it, they wouldnât just pour it away. Our vampires even have a saying for novices: âBlood spilt on the ground is motherâs milk wastedâ.â
âYou can always find a way to make sense of anything,â Foma declared didactically. âFor example â the killer vampire needed to make us suspect a young, hungry vampire. So he bit the boy but he didnât drink, just poured the blood away, hoping that it wouldnât be found. Or the vampire was hungry, but as soon as he bit he realised what heâd done and decided to pour the blood away, to create the impression of falsified evidence â¦â
Completely carried away now, I fluttered my hands in the air, as if I was talking to Gesar.
âOh, come on, Boâ Foma! You can come up with lots of theories, but Iâve never met a hungry vampire who would leave the blood once he had his fangs in. This argument isnât getting us anywhere. Whatâs far more important is why the boy was killed. Was he a random victim? Then we really do have to look for a