at the array of things for sale and started paying more attention to the people. How did regular shoppers act?
First, they werenât thirteen. Danny realized that kids by themselves had to look suspicious to the store employees. Serious purchasers were older than thirteenâanybody who wasnât old enough to have a driverâs license would have to have come with a parent or adult or older sibling. Since there was no such person in Dannyâs vicinityâand hadnât been from the moment he walked into the storeâthey had to assume he had no money. Especially the way he was dressed. He might as well have hung a sign around his neck that said âThief.â
Second, most regular shoppers had shopping carts and put stuff into them. If you put stuff into your basket, you werenât going to steal it, right? You were going to push it around and get more and more stuff, and then take it to the front of the store and pay. As long as you had a basket, you werenât sneaking stuff into your pockets.
So Danny walked to the front of the store to get a cart. Not near the entrance where heâd lied to the old man about having a little brother. He didnât want to have to produce the little brother.
The trouble was that the detective was right behind him, and as Danny went into the recessed area where the carts were waiting, the detective stopped him. âCome with me,â he said.
âWhy?â asked Danny.
âJust come with me.â
Danny spoke loudly. âI donât go anywhere with a strange man.â
The old woman who greeted people at the door stepped into the space. The detective flashed some kind of i.d. and the old woman relaxed, but Danny said, âI donât care what he shows you, I donât want to go anywhere with this man.â
The detective sighed elaborately and turned to face Danny. âTurn out your pockets.â
Danny turned them out. There was nothing in them.
âLift up your shirt.â
âYou like to look at the naked bodies of little boys?â asked Danny.
âYouâre not that little, and I want to see what youâve been stuffing up under your shirt.â
Danny pulled his whole shirt over his head, then stepped out of the flip-flops and dropped his pants. One of the Familyâs concessions to modernity was that they bought their underwear at drowther stores, so Danny was wearing tighty-whities.
âGood heavens,â said the old woman. âHow far do you need to go with this? He hasnât stolen anything.â
âHeâs going to, even if he hasnât yet,â said the detective.
Why donât you check out the flip-flops? thought Danny. Out loud he said, âIâm going to pick out clothes and put them in a basket and when my mom gets here, sheâll pay for them. And I canât wait to tell her about the Wal-Mart guy who had to look at me in my underwear.â
âI didnât ask you to drop your pants.â
âYes you did,â said Danny.
âI did not,â said the detective.
Danny looked at the old woman. âYou heard him.â
She looked confused. âI donât rememberâ¦â
âOh, come on, what kind of witness are you?â asked Danny.
âHeâs playing you,â the detective said to the old woman.
âMay I get a cart now?â asked Danny.
âYou can get out of the store,â said the detective. âWhen your mother gets here, if she gets here, then you can come back in with her.â
âWhatever you say,â said Danny. Carrying his pants and shirt, Danny headed out of the recess into the main store.
âPut your damn pants back on!â said the detective sharply.
Danny was out in the open now, and people were already staring at him, there in his underwear. âYou made me take my clothes off, and now youâre throwing me out of the store,â he said loudly. âWal-Mart must hate poor people. My