tomato from the tray, bit into it, and said, â Cold snack, today. Millyâs away shopping. Iâve got a lot to do this afternoon so, with your permission, boy ââ She gave him a smile which suddenly took all the sternness out of her face. âIâll victual up while I take your particulars. Name?â
In the barn the day before Smiler had gone over in his mind â when he had decided he must go for a job â the answers to all the awkward questions he knew he would be asked, and he had his replies ready.
âPickering,â he said without hesitation. âJohnny Pickering.â
Mrs Lakey wrote it down, and said, âAge?â
âFifteen and a half.â
âAddress?â
âI live with my aunt, Mrs Brown, at Hillside Bungalow, Crockerton. My mother and father ⦠Well, theyâre dead. They was killed in a car accident three years ago.â
âSorry to hear it. Damn cars. Theyâre just murder on the roads. Horse and trap â you got a tumble and a bruising and that was that. Never mind. Times move. Canât alter that. Any previous job? References?â
âNo, Maâam â I mean Mrs Lakey. I left school Christmas.â
âAny experience with animals?â
âNo, Mrs Lakey. But I like â em. And I had a dog once.â
âWilling?â Mrs Lakey raised the glass of stout to her lips and watched him over the top as she drank.
Puzzled, Smiler said, âI donât really know what you ââ Then understanding dawning, he went on quickly, âOh, yes, Iâm willing to take the job. Iâd like it.â
âNo, boy. I mean are you willing to work hard? Sober, industrious, clean and tidy? Always cheerful and no clock watching? Canât have you if youâre not all that â and cheerful. Milly hates a gloomy face around the place. Likes boys that whistle and sing and look like the whole day is just one glorious top of the morning to you. And youâve got to have a good appetite. Milly canât bear cooking for those who pick and scratch and donât enjoy their victuals. So what do you say?â
A little out of his depth, Smiler said, âI think so, Mrs Lakey.â
âGood.â Mrs Lakey finished her stout. âYou seem a likely number to me. Anyway, the advertisementâs been in for two weeks and youâre the first. Wages â seven pounds a week. Free lunch. Sundays off. Half days to be arranged as work permits. Start at seven-thirty. Finish at five this time of the year. Later, as the sun god stays with us longer. Twenty-five pence an hour overtime. Working overalls provided. Anything in that frighten you?â
âNo, Mrs Lakey.â
âWell, it would most of the young lay-abouts these days who want a four-hour day, meals off golden plates, two monthsâ paid holiday a year, and then wonder why the countryâs going to the dogs. Which is the biggest slander on dogs ever uttered. And talking of dogs, let me tell you, my bark is not worse than my bite. My bite is terrible!â She winked at him suddenly.
Smiler, who, it must be confessed, was a bit confused and uncertain about her was warmed by the wink. He said, smiling â and Smilerâs smile, Sister Ethel had always said, could charm the birds from the trees â âYou seem very nice to me, Mrs Lakey.â
Mrs Lakey looked at him, slowly grinned and then cried heartily, smacking her thigh, â Well now, itâs a compliment Iâm getting! The first for ten years. Right now, run along with you.
Let yourself out. Be here at half-seven tomorrow and weâll see how you shape up.â
âYes, thank you, Mrs Lakey. Iâll do my best.â
âYouâd better. No less is accepted.â
Smiler let himself out and was chased all the way down the drive by the Jack Russell snapping at his back wheel. But Smiler didnât mind.
Going down the valley road to