her long, curly red hair piled on top of her head, she looked extra fabulous. All three displayed that easy gracious manner that simply cannot be faked or bought. It is either encoded in your DNA, or it is not. Sadly, I had missed that sequence.
Until now I had escaped any brouhaha over my appearance by staying inside our scrum, but we were moving inexorably forward toward the hosts, approaching fullexposure. Mom licked her lips, and her mouth twitched in a half-smile/half-grimace that subtly betrayed her anxiety. Hunter squeezed my hand, and once again I turned my face slightly in an effort, if only for a few seconds more, to delay the reckoning.
And then Ann Foster appeared behind Abby.
Screw me
, I thought, and the urge to turn and run gripped me. But boxed in by guests I stumbled forward. Aunt Camille caught sight of Mom, and Abby saw Julia.
âJulia!â she cried, happy to see a truly familiar face. Julia stepped forward and they hugged. Abby embraced Mom.
âAbby, this is amazing. You look gorgeous,â Julia said. Abby beamed.
âThanks. It was all Momâs idea.â That made sense. Aunt Camille had unerring judgment, and she had clearly thought hard about the best venue for Abbyâs substantial âassets.â
Julia and Mom moved on to Aunt Camille, and Abby searched for me. Behind her, Annâs eyes narrowed as she sensed something not quite right about my face.
Oh, what the hell
, I thought, and stepped forward.
âAbby, congratulations!â Abbyâs face dimmed as she stared at my eye.
âOh my God, Megan. What happened to you?â she asked, truly concerned. I considered the truth, tried a few one-liners out in my head, saw Ann cock her head, hoping for some adequate explanation.
âI, Iâwell, Iâm so sorry, I gotââ
âShe was carjacked. By a gang.â
I think if I, or really anyone but Hunter, had said it, everyone would have burst out laughing. But he was so ploddingly sincere, so clearly incapable of humor on such a grand scale, that it simply had to be true.
âDid you go to the police?â Abby asked, aghast.
A voice inside my head screamed,
Donât do this!
I knew I should reverse course, pronto, and clear up this vulgar, offensive lie. Delay could only lead deeper into the swamp. Still, I couldnât help myself.
âI . . . not yet,â I stammered.
The wine and Vicodin clouded my judgment. In fact, mixing wine and Vicodin was bad judgment. I probably did have a concussion. Whatever the explanation, in the moment I just smiled and went with it.
Ann Foster didnât believe it for an instant. She practically had steam blasting from her nostrils, but she wasnât going to question me publicly.
âOh you poor girl,â Aunt Camille said as she hugged me.
âIf they find them,â Uncle Dan advised, âyou can sue for damages. Itâs civil as well as criminal.â I nodded, disgusting person that I was.
Fortunately, other guests pressed up behind us, and I shuffled on with some last hugs and final looks of concern. Hunter, my brave defender, had stood by me gallantly, and I sensed him mentally tick off the box for âloyalâ on his partnershipapplication.
âI need a drink,â I said. Three or four hundred people filled the room, and it took some doing to squeeze through. We passed the bandstand, now piping out âThe Boogie- Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B,â and bellied up to the bar. The bartender winced when he saw my eye.
âYes, maâam?â he asked.
âTequila. And leave the bottle.â He raised his eyebrowsâ
seriously?
âKidding,â I said. âJust a white wine please.â
âAnd for you, sir?â
âChivas and soda.â
Hunter smiled at me. I smiled back, and looked around. Behind the bar hung a large antique mirror. In the mirror, to my right, stood a tall, broad-shouldered guy with wavy brown hair,
Janwillem van de Wetering