to full-on embarrassment. Scarlet was certainly no ordinary girl.
âFour: Pirate girls will be given the same treatment as pirate boys. Anyone who disregards Rule Number Four will receive a kick in the shins from Scarlet and be forced to clean the long drop that day.â
That one passed without comment, and although Jem had never known a rule like it, he didnât dare challenge it.
âFive: No smoking tobacco and no drinking rum. Weâve all seen what that does to those crazies in port. Also, no fighting on board. And no pets.â Here Tim peered down at Ronagh Flannigan.
She blushed deeply. âIt was just a
little
monkey.â
âSix: When a Lost Soul turns eighteen, he or she must leave the
Margaretâs Hop
and make a life of his or her own, even if he or she doesnât really feel grown-up yet. There will be no exceptions to Rule Number Six. At eighteen, youâre one of them.â Tim kicked the air as if giving a reluctant pirate the boot.
âSeven: The identity of the Lost Souls must be kept secret from the rest of the world. Anyone who tells our secret will be marooned on the Island of Smelly Wild Pigs with no company at all. And we probably wonât come back.â
No comments followed this rule, either.
âThatâs it, Fitz,â Scarlet said. âThose are our rules. Think you can abide by them?â
âSure,â Jem said. It sounded simple enough.
âJolly. On to the initiation.â
They moved to the edge of the beach where the forest met the sand and settled on the ground in a half circle around Jem. After making sure no poison palms stood nearby, the pirates stretched out on the ground and watched Jem expectantly. Scarlet dropped to her knees and motioned for Jem to do the same.
âPart One of the initiation,â she said. âSkill-testing questions.â
âYouâre going to test me?â Jem asked, a little alarmed. He knew very little about life at sea and next to nothing about being a pirate. Besides, it wasnât as if heâd
applied
to join their crew. Why should he be tested?
âDonât worry, Fitz. Youâll do fine. Just use your head.â Scarlet cleared her throat. âFirst question.â She gave him a serious stare. âWhatâs your favorite color?â
âMy what?â
âColor, Fitz. Your favorite color.â
âUm . . . blue, I guess.â Why should that matter?
âMine too!â Liam Flannigan piped up. A few others nodded as well.
Scarlet let out a âHmâ that sounded satisfied. âNext question: Whatâs your favorite food?â
That was easy. âChristmas pudding.â
âMmmm.â A soft, hungry hum rippled through the crowd.
âLeast favorite food?â
âOh, I donât know. I donât care for pigâs hocks,â Jem answered.
âAny thoughts on oysters?â Scarlet asked.
âDead or alive?â
She considered this. âEither.â
âWell, Iâve never met a live one, but dead, they taste like salty slime.â He couldnât help making a face.
âGood! More for me,â Smitty called out.
âMoving on,â said Scarlet. âCan you read?â
âYes, quite well.â
A murmur of appreciation passed through the group. Scarlet only nodded. âQuestion six: You meet a talking iguana on a beach. What do you say to it?â
âWhat?â Jem said, without even considering the question. âIguanas canât talk.â
A few of the pirates
tsk
ed softly, and Scarlet shook her head, looking disappointed.
âCome on,â Jem insisted. âThatâs absurd. They canât talk.â These âskill-testing questionsâ were getting out of hand.
âHave you ever tried talking to one?â Ronagh rolled onto her stomach and rested her chin in her hands.
Jem admitted that he hadnât.
âThen how would you
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